Author Topic: My Great Grandfather was cooler than any action hero.  (Read 2806 times)


is this like sarcasm or something?
Idk I dont think he believes you or something

this topic seems like it's become "my grandfather can beat up your grandfather!"

Oh yeah well my grandfather got trapped inside a volcano and tortured by demons for 10,000 years, after killing all the demons through pure strength he escaped and became a Self Delete bomber and blew up Riddler but survived, in fact the explosion only made him stronger. With his new found strength he went on to build an orphanage for war orphans and puppies, which he trained and are now a clan of elite assassins. Now he spends his days flying fighter jets into the sun and back and digging underground cities for the homeless.

Oh yeah well my grandfather got trapped inside a volcano and tortured by demons for 10,000 years, after killing all the demons through pure strength he escaped and became a Self Delete bomber and blew up Riddler but survived, in fact the explosion only made him stronger. With his new found strength he went on to build an orphanage for war orphans and puppies, which he trained and are now a clan of elite assassins. Now he spends his days flying fighter jets into the sun and back and digging underground cities for the homeless.

What a good man.

My grandpa was a navy officer in WWII, in the North African and Italian theaters. Trying to dig up more info on what specifically he did there...

my grandpa on my mom's side was bipolar and a child/wife abuser and eventually had a psychotic break and lost all touch with the world.
my grandpa on my dad's side was a desk jockey during the korean war and is going senile right now, and slipping away.
yeah, keep up the competition guys, makes you look much better.

My grandpa was a pilot in ww2 but he never told me what plane he used

My great grandfather was a real estate and fine wine kinda guy. He'd take a bullet just fine but he had better stuff to do than play with guns.
In fact, he's probably unofficially at least a fourth of your great grandfathers.

My grandpa was a pilot in ww2 but he never told me what plane he used

He obv flew away to MURICA in his kamikaze plane.

He obv flew away to MURICA in his kamikaze plane.
he is murican


My Great Grandfather died eons before I was born so I don't know stuff about him. Try and top that one, guys.

I guess your grandfather was the


my dad was a paratrooper/chemical warfare specialist in the 82nd airborne
not that he ever went to battle though