Author Topic: My Great Grandfather was cooler than any action hero.  (Read 2807 times)

He island hopped in the pacific, but mainly served in the battle of Iwo Jima. He told me, "it was like stepping straight into the darkest part of hell... the whole island was on fire, and I could hear gunfire in the distance". He than told me that he jumped into a bunker, got shot in the freaking head, and blew away ten japanese army officials. I'll get some more stories for you guys.


my great uncle took a bullet to the head once. well it actually just took his ear off but he said it still hurt, a lot

I don't even care if they're over exaggerated, keep 'em coming.

my great grandfathers are all dead

I don't even care if they're over exaggerated, keep 'em coming.
I honestly have no idea if these are true, these came from my grandpa.
Oh, this one is good. My grandfather was in a trench, when suddenly a full on banzai charge started running towards his firing squad. He took out over five guys, and then got his arm grazed by a bayonet. He kept firing until he couldn't hear anything moving after that.

My great grandfather once stubbed his toe while watering his spice garden, and he only cried for 20 minutes.

My grandfather was a field medic in WW2.

My grandfather was in vietnam war and korean war, an shame is agent orange after effects killed him, never got to hear a story of his experiences in the wars

My great grandfather stepped on a lego.

My grandfather was accepted as a blood-elder (or something, I don't recall the exact term) in the Aboriginal community.

My grandfather fell off a 3rd story roof and drove himself to the hospital

My father has had 2 buildings, and a bridge collapse on him during volunteer fire fighter's work. He's perfectly fine, also he's a Lieutenant.

My Grandfathers on my mother's side, in a row, all owned a very successful mining business in Ukraine. Helped during the war efforts. Owned large parts of Pennsylvania. They are of course deceased, but I have many of their old books and such.

My Father's actual father was a midget Corporal and served in the more recent wars. Has many medals, I have his uniform. He is sadly deceased.

My Uncle, mom's side, has served in the military for about 30 years or so. I cannot remember his rank but he is very high in the rankings. He has been shot in the leg, and blown up in his years of duty. He's now a recruiter with very high respect.

My Cousin, mom's side, the son of the uncle mentioned above. He commands the cannons on many of our major Naval ships. He works in prisons these days beating the stuff out of inmates. And he's in several successful rock bands.

My neighbor, served in WWII with the most impressive story I've heard. He and his pal were on patrol in the snowiest part of the war. His pal was hit in the leg by a random bullet and had to be carried back to base. The patrol path was too long so he took his pal down a road covered in thick snow that lead back to base faster. When he arrived, the whole entire front courtyard stared at him in awe. He asked why they were staring, they explained that he had just walked through an active minefield covered in snow. He was dumbfounded, they saved his pal. He lived to be 94, and a really good friend of my family. His friend is still alive at the age of 89. They told this story to me just a few weeks before my neighbor died.

They are, or were, the most impressive people I've ever met and I find great honor in knowing that I am related to them or have known them.

my great uncle took a bullet to the head once. well it actually just took his ear off but he said it still hurt, a lot

My uncle shot himself in the head and survived. :o
He still has the bullet in his brain. He's been deemed legally insane, and almost shot up a town , but he got out of prison years ago and he's like the coolest guy I know.

My uncle shot himself in the head and survived. :o
He still has the bullet in his brain. He's been deemed legally insane, and almost shot up a town , but he got out of prison years ago and he's like the coolest guy I know.
alright man ok