[500x500] Alienated | On Hiatus

[kidplasma]

wtf guys #2 sucks

if you die, you die

You're winning in the poll.

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[Cool Boi]

I'll probably just give you one retry, and then you're dead for good.
Also, update is on the way

[kidplasma]

I'll probably just give you one retry, and then you're dead for good.
Also, update is on the way

Yippie!

[Cool Boi]

Esto: Use the sword you found on the gross tentacles; ASTEROID SHOT. It would be quite hard to find an island out in the middle of the ocean, now wouldn't it be?

Attack!

Esto swings the blade, shooting small flaming rocks at the beast, some hitting and some hitting random barrels, cutting off it's smaller tentacles.

Esto: Ok, one down one to go.. Hey, what's that burning smell?
Esto: Oh god we were transporting gunpowder
KABOOM

Esto: [SCREAMING]
Meanwhile, on the mainland..

???: Hey squidscrotum, give me whatever money you have on you.
Ezra: forget off boy, I don't carry cash on me
???: Don't lie to me old man, I can tell you have something!
???: Hey, why are you looking up?

Esto collides with the mugger, immediately rendering him unconcious.

Esto: ugh... what the forget happened
Ezra: Well, I heard some explosion far off in the distance, and then you fell down here about 20 seconds later.
Esto: Well I think that something is going down, my ship just got attacked by a kraken..
Ezra: A kraken huh? Maybe you hit your head a little too hard
Esto: I know what I saw, anyway, do you have any idea if there are any inns around here?
Ezra: There's one right up ahead, since you're not in the best condition, I might want to escort you there.

[kidplasma]

Brutally kill the mugger.

[Cool Boi]

Brutally kill the mugger.

omg brutal

[Alteration]

Esto: [SCREAMING]

The face of unadulterated terror right here folks.

Go to the inn.

[kidplasma]

omg brutal

2brutal4u

[Cool Boi]

Ezra leads Esto to the inn
You decide not to kill the mugger, because that would be

2brutal4u

Innkeeper: Hello, what can I do for you?
Ezra: My friend here hit his head pretty hard, and is also homeless, got any rooms for rent?
Innkeeper: Yep, good timing too. Looks like a storm is going to roll in soon.
Feel free to make yourself at home
You pay for the room and take a look around the inn.

Ezra: Well, I've searched through every book, and nothing matches the descriptions you've given me about the "Kraken"
Esto: Well I imagine someone around here knows something about it, let's ask the lady up front if she knows anything.

Ezra: Excuse me, but my friend keeps insisting that his ship got attacked by a kraken, got anyone in town that knows about it?
Innkeeper: I know of a guy who might know something, but he lives in a bunker a few miles outside of town.
Esto: Excellent, can you take us there?
Innkeeper: It's almost nightfall and it's about to start storming, and you want to go searching for a bunker? You crazy?
Esto and Ezra: Yes

INNKEEPER JOINS PARTY

[kidplasma]

Speed to the bunker.

[Legoboss]

blatant reference is blatant
but hey! Its still a reference to my adventure
<3

[childofdarkness016]

what is charles doing in the inn

[Cool Boi]

what is charles doing in the inn

I talked to legoboss about including references to Forum island among other forum adventures
Also sorry about the lack of updates for the past couple days, cross country beats me senseless practically every day, so I'm pretty beat by the time I'm home.

[Cool Boi]

Hours later

Esto: God dammit, how loving far is this bunker, you said it was only a few miles, but we've been walking for hours!
Shopkeeper: Finding a bunker isn't exactly as easy as you think, it's getting dark, so if we don't find it in the next few minutes, we head back.

ZAPPLE DAPPLE DOOM

???: Stupid creatures, you really help this abomination? He is not even of the same planet of you!
Ezra: Who the forget are you?
???: Names aren't important, but if you value the safety of you and this woman, I'd recommend killing this alien right here and now.
Shopkeeper: I don't like the look of this guy? Should we take him on?
???: I'd love to stick around and mutilate you fools, but I've got business to take care of; play around with this thing for a while.

The mage summons a floating gray blob of what appears to be ink

Esto: What the everlasting forget.

BATTLE COMMENCE

[Legoboss]

Battle End!
The alien and the other magical thing seem to be of the same race
let them have gay love and watch their alien genitals