Author Topic: The SCP Foundation Megathread - "To Secure, Contain, Protect"  (Read 20293 times)



Anyone here good at writing SCPs?

Anyone here good at writing SCPs?
i've had some ideas but it seems that most of the good ones were already taken.


I once submitted an SCP of a suit of gothic armor that was incredibly dense but lighter than the actual apparel. It was bullet proof, truck proof,

Actually heres the submission
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Item #: SCP-1147

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1147 is to remain in a large metal crate in storage room B-18 under surveillance of 4 security cameras. In the case of camera failure or power outage, armed guards are to be posted outside of storage room B-18 until repairs are made.

Teams including a minimum of two (4) members are permitted to study SCP-1147 outside or within its containment area. Gloves are to be worn at all times near the object and a clean environment is to be kept. Personnel class 2 or higher is permitted near SCP-1147 unless overridden by higher authority. During Quarantine of the facility, SCP-1147 is to be moved immediately to a safer area to avoid theft or use.

Description: SCP-1147 is a polished set of Gothic Armor roughly 1.789 m tall. The armor comes complete with gauntlets, lower leg armor, helmet, upper body armor and a sword. The set has been estimated to date between 1300-1500 A.D.. Despite it's age, the armor has maintained it's shine since it's uncovery by archaeologists in 1956 buried underneath Mt. Saint Helens. How the armor came to America is unclear and is still being researched by historians. The armor was acquired by the Foundation during transport to the Smithsonian in Washington D.C. after the armor fell out of the back of it's transport vehicle and collided with a Dump truck stopping it instantly.

Dump Truck after collision with SCP-1147


Tests have shown that the armor is made out of an unknown, extremely dense form of steel and is unmovable when struck with speeds exceeding 20 MPH. The armor is invulnerable to melting temperatures and further attempts to destroy SCP-1147 have proven to be futile.

Personnel wearing the armor have been affected and have displayed signs of incredible strength but excessive nose bleeds while active.

SCP-1147 being tested



Lab report-1147A: The armor is being taken to a crash test facility for further testing

*Test 1: Volvo hitting the armor at top speed. No affect.

*Test 2: Shooting the armor with any caliber round. No affect.

*Test 3: Striking the armor with a hammer or other forms of swinging weapons have proved dangerous and has pulverized the arms of several personel.

*Test 4: [EXPUNGED]



ProSlayer64: Semen Containment Procedures.

oh god

the moment I clicked on a link on one of those that said "Only [something about higher levels here] are allowed to view this document."

i clicked it and my internet went out for a couple of hours

oh god

the moment I clicked on a link on one of those that said "Only [something about higher levels here] are allowed to view this document."

i clicked it and my internet went out for a couple of hours
Spooky. :o

Which SCP were you attempting to view prior to that? Was it either SCP-008, SCP-902, or perhaps SCP-1231?

« Last Edit: October 14, 2013, 10:14:07 PM by Jaxx »


Spooky. :o

Which SCP were you attempting to view prior to that? Was it either SCP-008, SCP-902, or perhaps SCP-1231?
SCP 860, it's on the first page.