The SCP Foundation Megathread - "To Secure, Contain, Protect"

[Titanium Man]

scp-458 is obviously the best one

"I would just like to remind all staff that just because we have a pizza box that can constantly create pizzas for you does not mean that you can just sit around and eat pizza all afternoon. If continued abuse of the box continues, coupled with reports of personnel gaining unhealthy amounts of weight, I may be forced to implement a mandatory physical training regimen following lunch hours.

-Dr. del Morrino"

[Ad Bot]

[AdinX]

You boys wanna piss your pants?
Meet the bane of SCP
SCP-682
Arguably the deadliest SCP in existence
Keter. Super Keter.
You might die just reading that.

[Torin0101]

SCP-1004 Is obviously Superior.

[matthewbim11]

My favorite is that sentient calculator. I can't bother to look up the name. God, I used to spend hours reading the stuff on that site.

[Muslim]

this stuff is amazing and i wish i had the brains to write some stuff for it but then again i dont think you're allowed to contribute

anyways the games have totally turned 96 into a stufffest when it once was interesting and mysterious.

[ResonKinetic]

Do you people even SCP-399?

That stuff's the jam.

[KelBlock]

Keter. Super Keter.
You might die just reading that.

RAWR!!1

My favorite is that sentient calculator. I can't bother to look up the name. God, I used to spend hours reading the stuff on that site.

Are you referring to this SCP?
Has anybody else noticed the hidden poem in SCP-231's page?

[AdinX]

can someone explain the joke to me

Because nobody has explained STILL;
Kel never stops talking about SCP. Ever.
He also tried partnering with TheBrighterDark (I think) when brighter hosted an all SCP server.
Brighter and Kel are pretty much the BL representatives for SCP

I'm half tempted to write a BL SCP now..

[Ceist]

Cain, Able, my sons. I am here now.

[LegendZ]

Cain, Able, my sons. I am here now.

Ahah, my favorite of all 001s.

I really like the Biblical themed ones.

EDIT:

Do you people even SCP-399?

That stuff's the jam.

Try combining that with this.

Also, on that page:

"Ku-Aya the Heart Eater": "You sold your clan into slavery and devoured the flesh of your family and received your reward"

The very first Wendigo, if I'm guessing right.

[Mr Man]

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[LegendZ]

Oh my god.

This whole series, still under construction, isn't recognized as a canon just yet, as such, is not in the 'canon tales' list. It's a great read, highly enjoyable.

[KelBlock]

Because nobody has explained STILL;
Kel never stops talking about SCP. Ever.
He also tried partnering with TheBrighterDark (I think) when brighter hosted an all SCP server.

Pretty much this, essentially.

Yes, I did help TheBrighterDark at one point with his server by simply providing some models and creating a new OP for his topic, albeit he decided not to use it.

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Or is it?

[Muslim]

no forums one yet
im a bit surprised

[KelBlock]

no forums one yet
im a bit surprised

Actually, there is.