The SCP Foundation Megathread - "To Secure, Contain, Protect"

[Muslim]

Actually, there is.

Pretty funny.

I really think someone should make one for Badspot..

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

[KelBlock]

You can cross the edge of the world, and you may even come back.

[Waru]

the best scp by far

[Mr Man]

Or is it?

SCP vore

Pretty funny.

I really think someone should make one for Badspot..

Nah

[Alteration]

I really think someone should make one for Badspot..

Item #: SCP-1894 ("Forums California")

Object Class: Eulcid

Special Containment Procedures: ISPs are instructed to block the website under the guise of a malware-sharing website. Any unauthorized persons found to attempt connection are to be administered an level 2 memetic amnesiac. Should successful connection by unauthorized persons be made, order Sigma-47 is to be issued.

Description: SCP-1894 is an internet web forum for a video game called "█████████".
SCP-1894's anomalous properties manifest upon signing up for the website. Subjects who sign up for SCP-1894 will have a strong attachment to the website, and will not leave by their own accord. Users who have signed up cannot escape ensnarement and are permanently fixed to the website.

Approximately one out of ██ users will be ridiculed by other users and occasionally the entity SCP-1894-1, who goes by the username of "███████".  Users ridiculed by SCP-1894 and 1894-1 sometimes result in the death of said user.

Cataloged deaths include:

• Self Deletes (typically by knife stabs)
• Sledding accidents
• [DATA REDACTED]
• [DATA REDACTED]

Upon trying to leave SCP-1894, users are "banned" by SCP-1894-1. Users who are banned are [DATA REDACTED] and exhibit massive [DATA REDACTED] on the ████ and ███████. Typically, users will return within a time frame of █ to ███ days, under a new alias.

SCP-1894-2 is a user who has been banned ██ times and survived multiple [DATA REDACTED]. Communication was established on ██/██/████.

Dr. E████████: ("Ephialtes", a Foundation plant): Hello? █████?
████: usted puede sacar en cualquier momento que quisiera, pero nunca se puede dejar.
Dr. E████████: Sorry, what?

_{Further attempts at contact were ignored.}


And that killed some time. Kinda iffy but whatever.

[Waru]

i dont think im creative enough to make one of these but i want to

[Torin0101]

-snip
And that killed some time. Kinda iffy but whatever.

Actually thought that was a real entry until I read the "Ballooning Accident" joke

poooor poor mocheeze

[Alteration]

Actually thought that was a real entry until I read the "Ballooning Accident" joke

poooor poor mocheeze

I thought he didn't die. :o
If he died I'll remove it. I've never been a fan of posthumous jokes (unless nobody died then they're hilarious).

[Jaxx]

well-made overall, but..you can't expunge the containment procedures because everyone kind of needs to know them.

I thought he didn't die. :o
If he died I'll remove it. I've never been a fan of posthumous jokes (unless nobody died then they're hilarious).

everyone knows that was a dark day for us.

[Alteration]

well-made overall, but..you can't expunge the containment procedures because everyone kind of needs to know them.everyone knows that was a dark day for us.

Edits made.

[Torin0101]

I thought he didn't die. :o
If he died I'll remove it. I've never been a fan of posthumous jokes (unless nobody died then they're hilarious).

he didn't

It's a hoax I believe

[Jaxx]

he didn't

It's a hoax I believe

what are we raising here, sociopaths? are you just going to dismiss the death of a beloved community member like that? what a smurf.

[Decepticon]

Huh, I kinda wanna try to make a little one myself now..

Item #: SCP-1389

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1389 is to be kept in a dark-lit with a temperature ranging from 60 F° to 90°F and is to be monitored anytime in the mid-afternoon, if any of these are not done, immediately report to the nearest security personnel and let them handle the rest.

Description: SCP-1389 was found in █████, Russia. Two Russian police officers on patrol reported it to Dispatch, SCP containment units were quickly sent to the area. After a two week search, it was spotted in tall grass at 1 AM in the afternoon. It seems to appear as a large, dark gray ██████ and bears resemblance to SCP-████. At first, SCP-1389 seemed harmless and was put into minimum-security containment. Whenever mid-afternoon came, SCP-1389 became majorly aggressive and attacked Dr. ████ and Dr. ████, also severely injuring security personnel before running away. After about 7 hours of searching for SCP-1389, it was found conversing with SCP-█████ and was quickly contained and put into a higher security cell. During the winter time, Dr. ████, who was supposed to be watching SCP-1389, took one day off due to having a bad disease, nobody was informed of this and the temperature in the cells began to lower. SCP-1389 soon escaped it's cell again, almost killing Dr. █████ and Dr. █████. SCP-1389 was found late at night and seemed calm and was moved to a higher security level cell.

I know I know, it's bad but it's my first-ever SCP and it may seem a little rushed.

Also, the appearance details are marked out because I dunno what I wanted it to look like.

[Epicduke]

Item #: SCP-666

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-666 is to be put in a dark room because it is afriad of light becuase its like a vampire but more like a ghost. it will burn in light to

Description: SCP-666 is a scary vampire ghoast monster thing that is very scary. it bites peoples necks like a vampire but chomps off there haed instad like a monster ghast. it aws found a million miles under ground while people where mining then they died because the scp bite there heads off