The SCP Foundation Megathread - "To Secure, Contain, Protect"

[Waru]

so does it matter what i number my thing cause i want to try to make one i think i dunno

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[Jaxx]

so does it matter what i number my thing cause i want to try to make one i think i dunno

all numbers are chronologically assigned in order of submission to the database. even ones from the future spoookkyy

[Waru]

all numbers are chronologically assigned in order of submission to the database. even ones from the future spoookkyy

so should i look up the most recent one and put it after that or something

also what if my idea has been done before

[Jaxx]

so should i look up the most recent one and put it after that or something

also what if my idea has been done before

yes
and you're SOL, unless you can manage to twist it enough to sound like a different concept.

[Decepticon]

so should i look up the most recent one and put it after that or something

also what if my idea has been done before

No, go to the SCP lists and look for the ones that say "ACCESS DENIED", those are the ones you can use

Also, what do you guys think of my first SCP story?

Huh, I kinda wanna try to make a little one myself now..

Item #: SCP-1389

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1389 is to be kept in a dark-lit with a temperature ranging from 60 F° to 90°F and is to be monitored anytime in the mid-afternoon, if any of these are not done, immediately report to the nearest security personnel and let them handle the rest.

Description: SCP-1389 was found in █████, Russia. Two Russian police officers on patrol reported it to Dispatch, SCP containment units were quickly sent to the area. After a two week search, it was spotted in tall grass at 1 AM in the afternoon. It seems to appear as a large, dark gray ██████ and bears resemblance to SCP-████. At first, SCP-1389 seemed harmless and was put into minimum-security containment. Whenever mid-afternoon came, SCP-1389 became majorly aggressive and attacked Dr. ████ and Dr. ████, also severely injuring security personnel before running away. After about 7 hours of searching for SCP-1389, it was found conversing with SCP-█████ and was quickly contained and put into a higher security cell. During the winter time, Dr. ████, who was supposed to be watching SCP-1389, took one day off due to having a bad disease, nobody was informed of this and the temperature in the cells began to lower. SCP-1389 soon escaped it's cell again, almost killing Dr. █████ and Dr. █████. SCP-1389 was found late at night and seemed calm and was moved to a higher security level cell.

I know I know, it's bad but it's my first-ever SCP and it may seem a little rushed.

Also, the appearance details are marked out because I dunno what I wanted it to look like.

[Epicduke]

Also, what do you guys think of my first SCP story?

it was spooky
and cliche

[Decepticon]

it was spooky
and cliche

to be honest sometimes I can't tell if cliche is good or bad

[Waru]

agh i cant write these all ideas i have are either really gross bugs or cliche

[Jaxx]

agh i cant write these all ideas i have are either really gross bugs or cliche

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j
yep, been done ;)

[Waru]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j
yep, been done ;)

no like the best idea i have involves weird spiders giving birth a lot and burrowing into your skin
if that exists for the love of god dont link me to it

[Jaxx]

no like the best idea i have involves weird spiders giving birth a lot and burrowing into your skin
if that exists for the love of god dont link me to it

*sniff* reminds me of the sentient aussie spider who got promoted to staff from SCP :( rip mate

[Decepticon]

*sniff* reminds me of the sentient aussie spider who got promoted to staff from SCP :( rip mate

what

[KelBlock]

-goldensnip-

You just made my night, Alteration.

[Keith]

[Swat 3]

Item #: 1982

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1982 is in a 5 m by 6 m titanium box. The original casing is noted at SCP-1982-1. SCP-1982-1 has a lock that uses the combination ██-████-█████, any tries to destroy the box involves the person(s) who inflicted the damage to have seizures for rest of life until terminated, screaming "Trololololol!" SCP-1982-1 shall be placed in a 8m by 10 m glass box with a 2 cm key lock that can only be unlocked by O5 personnel. No screens shall be placed 30 m from the flash drive. Any attempt to break the glass box and retrieve SCP-1982 from SCP-1982-1 shall be terminated.

Description: SCP-1982 is a 7 cm by 4 cm rectangular flash drive with a male USB 2.0 connection. The casing is transparent blue and origin and changes colors due to the status of the ██████. Dr. ███'s test on the contents of the drive show a file called [DATA EXPUNGED]. This file is called SCP-1982-2. Inside the file is an activation key for a game name "█████████". This activation key upon use brings up the person of "█████." Upon activation, the game terminates with multiple .dll files that appear on the desktop of said computer that crash the game and corrupts non-necessary computer files. All files including research are non-corrupted and are all played simultaneously. Hidden files on the flash drive include a huge list of homoloveual research.  Full re-installation of the OS is necessary to re-run the game and have unnecessary files to allow to install/be downloaded through internet and hardware means.

Addendum 1: Upon uploading files on a computer with internet, multiple files are created onto the desktop, all having to use the phrase Glass in them. A paypal account of Dr. █████ of Site-██ has lost a balance of an estimated amount of 300 dollars. Once a time, one file is updated as "------- GREEN" and used over a period of a day, to a week, to a month, and to a year. SCP-1982-3, the AI user, is incredibly annoying and has a habit of hosting overused servers on the game associated with the forums. Upon the administrative team banning SCP-1982-3, usually after an entity posts a large variety of scat and homoloveual research, the "------- GREEN" file is then deleted, allowing another one to bare the title.

Addendum 2: Upon trying to destroy the flash drive, Dr. █████ has imploded with the flash drive at hand. Noticeable red spot on the moon has been found.

Addendum 3: One entity of SCP-1982-3 still roams the forums. Unclear if the flash drive still exists or is used elsewhere. SCP-1982-2 is not terminated. SCP-1982-2 is located in the pacific ocean, and the glass box is put away in storage.

Cookie to who guesses what this is based off of.