The SCP Foundation Megathread - "To Secure, Contain, Protect"

[mp7964]

wooo someone gave me credit for that one topic i made back whenever

also king of page 6 bitches

also speaking of six, SCP-610 WHAT THE forget GOD DAMMIT NO forget

[Ad Bot]

[Alteration]

also speaking of six, SCP-610 WHAT THE forget GOD DAMMIT NO forget

Read all the documents. Sweet baby ray's how horrifying.

[Decepticon]

Item #: 1982

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1982 is in a 5 m by 6 m titanium box. The original casing is noted at SCP-1982-1. SCP-1982-1 has a lock that uses the combination ██-████-█████, any tries to destroy the box involves the person(s) who inflicted the damage to have seizures for rest of life until terminated, screaming "Trololololol!" SCP-1982-1 shall be placed in a 8m by 10 m glass box with a 2 cm key lock that can only be unlocked by O5 personnel. No screens shall be placed 30 m from the flash drive. Any attempt to break the glass box and retrieve SCP-1982 from SCP-1982-1 shall be terminated.

Description: SCP-1982 is a 7 cm by 4 cm rectangular flash drive with a male USB 2.0 connection. The casing is transparent blue and origin and changes colors due to the status of the ██████. Dr. ███'s test on the contents of the drive show a file called [DATA EXPUNGED]. This file is called SCP-1982-2. Inside the file is an activation key for a game name "█████████". This activation key upon use brings up the person of "█████." Upon activation, the game terminates with multiple .dll files that appear on the desktop of said computer that crash the game and corrupts non-necessary computer files. All files including research are non-corrupted and are all played simultaneously. Hidden files on the flash drive include a huge list of homoloveual research.  Full re-installation of the OS is necessary to re-run the game and have unnecessary files to allow to install/be downloaded through internet and hardware means.

Addendum 1: Upon uploading files on a computer with internet, multiple files are created onto the desktop, all having to use the phrase Glass in them. A paypal account of Dr. █████ of Site-██ has lost a balance of an estimated amount of 300 dollars. Once a time, one file is updated as "------- GREEN" and used over a period of a day, to a week, to a month, and to a year. SCP-1982-3, the AI user, is incredibly annoying and has a habit of hosting overused servers on the game associated with the forums. Upon the administrative team banning SCP-1982-3, usually after an entity posts a large variety of scat and homoloveual research, the "------- GREEN" file is then deleted, allowing another one to bare the title.

Addendum 2: Upon trying to destroy the flash drive, Dr. █████ has imploded with the flash drive at hand. Noticeable red spot on the moon has been found.

Addendum 3: One entity of SCP-1982-3 still roams the forums. Unclear if the flash drive still exists or is used elsewhere. SCP-1982-2 is not terminated. SCP-1982-2 is located in the pacific ocean, and the glass box is put away in storage.

Cookie to who guesses what this is based off of.

I dunno, what?

also, who the forget made this;
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-711185/brainstorming:the-doge

i just have the feeling that somebody from this forum made it

[KelBlock]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-711185/brainstorming:the-doge

I don't even know what to comment on this on the slightest.

[Mariofan1701]

I know its really generic but I find 106 very interesting.

[KelBlock]

He is all of us.

I know its really generic but I find 106 very interesting.

Personally, Larry 106 is a brilliant entity.

[Waru]

made by alteration

[PowerDag]

I once submitted an SCP of a suit of gothic armor that was incredibly dense but lighter than the actual apparel. It was bullet proof, truck proof,

Actually heres the submission

hope you don't mind, but i took a shot at making it more scp-ish

("Invincible Armour")
Item #: SCP-1147

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1147 is to remain in a metal crate measuring 6' x 6', located in Reliquary Research and Containment Site-76 under surveillance of at least three surveillance cameras. In the case of camera failure or power outage, armed guards are to be posted outside of the containment area until repairs are made.

Teams including a minimum of two Class 4 personnel are permitted to study SCP-1147 outside or within its containment area. Personnel performing tests on SCP-1147 are to wear latex gloves during all procedures, and within a sterile environment. Outside of testing, only personnel with at least Class 4 clearance may enter SCP-1147's containment unless otherwise stated by O5 personnel. In the event of a site quarantine, SCP-1147 is to be immediately relocated to Storage Unit-09 until quarantine is resolved.

Description: SCP-1147 is a set of Gothic plate armour roughly 1.789m (5'10") tall. SCP-1147 is comprised of an armet and a gorget for the head, a cuirass with backing for the torso, a pauldron, cowter, vambrace and gauntlet for each arm, and a cuisse, greave and sabaton for each leg. SCP-1147 is also accompanied by a longsword (SCP-1147-1), with a fuller blade measuring roughly 112cm (3'8"). The set has been estimated to date between 1300-1500 A.D.. Despite it's age, the armor has maintained it's shine since it's discovery by archaeologists in 1956 buried underneath ██. ████████████. The armour's origin is still under research, although the make suggests it is East Germanic.

The Foundation was alerted of SCP-1147's existence by Agent ██████, after a large ████-brand box truck which contained SCP-1147 was struck in a head-on collision by a city bus near ██████, ██. SCP-1147's anomalous properties became apparent upon inspection of the box truck, which had suffered unusually little damage due to the kinetic energy passing through the truck's chassis to collide with SCP-1147. The city bus which had collided with the box truck had sustained proportionally more physical damage.

A picture of the city bus after collision with SCP-1147
(picture)

SCP-1147's displays it's primary anomalous effect when an object collides with it at a speed of at least 20mph. Above the aforementioned speed, SCP-1147 will be physically impervious to the transmission of kinetic energy from the object. SCP-1147's anomalous effect appears to also apply to heat energy, physically impervious to molten iron measured at roughly 2,270 degrees Celsius. Each part of SCP-1147 exhibits these properties even when separated, but appear to be inseparable past specific parts, e.g. a section of cuisse.
Personnel wearing SCP-1147 have been observed to be unaffected when parts of the armour are struck, but are understandably vulnerable to collisions in any unprotected area.

Researcher ██████, documenting a test on SCP-1147



Lab Report-1147A
SCP-1147 was authorized for testing on Sep. ██, 20██ and taken to a Foundation facility for vehicle crash-testing.

*Test 1: Collision by a ████-brand B700 school bus at 140mph. No visible effect to SCP-1147; school bus sustains significant physical damage.

*Test 2: SCP-1147 is fired upon by Agent █'██████, a trained marksman, using one Barretta M9, one Ruger Blackhawk .357, and one MP5 machine gun. No visible effect to SCP-1147; bullets fired are crushed.
Note: Definitely will be useful if you're getting shot at. If only we had more of these. -- Agent █'██████

*Test 3: SCP-1147 is struck by a clawed hammer, a Swiss longsword, a section of heavy-duty concrete, and bare-fisted assault delivered by three D-Class personnel. No visible effect to SCP-1147. Section of concrete is thrown rather than used as a bludgeon and breaks easily. Clawed hammer breaks and heavily splinters at the handle. Swiss longsword is not broken, although the kinetic energy causes significant damage to the wielder's forearms. D-Class personnel who attempted to punch or kick SCP-1147 received damage to their hands and feet.

*Test 4: SCP-1147-1 is used to strike SCP-1147, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED]

[LegendZ]

hope you don't mind, but i took a shot at making it more scp-ish

A fully expunged test doesn't really make much sense.

I'd rather an initial description of the test, then a break off with [DATA EXPUNGED] for information that would be deemed harmful.

I don't rightly get why the fourth test needs to be expunged, though. It's not like it transfers kinetic energy into everything around it, so nothing too harmful can happen to anyone around the test site. It negates all kinetic energy, not deflects it back into the surrounding area like 073 does.

[PowerDag]

A fully expunged test doesn't really make much sense.

couldn't think of a fourth test, i only really took what was there and fancied it up >w>'
though you're right. it does seem odd that the data would have to be expunged in the first place, i'd probably have it removed unless someone thought up something funny or interesting gave the sword it's own designation of SCP-1147-1 and had it used in the fourth test

it'd also help to have procedures for incase someone gets ahold of it and tries to escape with it

[Swat 3]

It would make more sense that O5 clearance level would be needed.

But of course everyone who views are O5s, realistically.

[KelBlock]

What an amazing costume!
thx tbd :D

[John Freeman]

Joke SCP time!
SCP-078-J "Cooties"
SCP-006-J "WHAT THE forget IS THAT THING" (Recommended: If seen, kill on sight.)
SCP-666-J "Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills"
SCP-500-J "That bitch"


Also, vote on the deadliest SCP
SCP-682 "Hard-to-Destroy Reptile"

8:13:30 PM me: SCP-0.12-J
8:13:34 PM me: "ProSlayer"
8:13:36 PM me: Keter
8:13:38 PM me: Kill on sigh
8:13:39 PM me: sight*
8:13:10 PM ProSlayer64 is offline

forget

[The Brighter Dark]

What an amazing costume!
thx tbd :D

yr welc

[Muslim]

someone should make one about mee