Author Topic: Roll to Hit - vREBIRTH [GAME IS NOW ACTIVE]  (Read 8174 times)

I roll to make everyone's rolls incredibly successful for the rest of the adventure. Not 6 successful, but like 5.

Remember, you said you'd make my next roll a 5. :)

I roll to make everyone's rolls incredibly successful for the rest of the adventure. Not 6 successful, but like 5.

Remember, you said you'd make my next roll a 5. :)

oh come on

He has to balance it somewhat...

shut up im trying to get you guys to win

fine. for the next 3 turns.

shut up im trying to get you guys to win

fine. for the next 3 turns.

It's not winning if we're cheating~!

nice guys finish last


nice guys kill themselves

Roll to teleport to boss

Demopan? rolled a two
Use metal bat to smack walls until I find a opening

Your bat doesn't break open any walls, it only just keeps hitting the wall.

SirLancelot7 rolled a one
Examine Room with newly acquired flashlight :)

The flashlight dies the minute you try to look around the room with it. It needs to be recharged.

The Big Bad Jellyfish rolled a five
Roll to find a staff in the new room.

You find a Nimbus Rod in the dark room. This shoots down rain from a cloud when used, and works well underwater, as the cloud will keep raining.



The Big Bad Jellyfish has gained x1 Nimbus Rod (weapon)

Demopan? rolled a five
Roll to find A ranged gun w/ ammo.

You find a gun called the "Rapid Infinity", and one bullet. It looks like it will shoot the same bullet one time. The logic of it is unknown.
A inscription on it says: "It's closer than you think! (no it isn't)"



Demopan? has gained x1 Rapid Infinity (weapon)

CharlesSpeaking rolled a four
roll to spend "some" turns building death staaaar

You spend whatever amount of turns that is needed building the Death Star.

childofdarkness016 rolled a three, Demopan? rolled a three, and a two
I look for spooky scary skeletons.
roll to assist child And take the cut-pill

You find a sign that says:
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Well, I guess that counts.

Also, Demopan?'s pill appears to do nothing.

Doughboy rolled a six
Attempt to find a spear

You find one, but it disappears the moment you touch it.

Shell was granted a five by the Giving Dungeonmaster
I roll to make everyone's rolls incredibly successful for the next three turns.

Remember, you said you'd make my next roll a 5. :)

Everyone's next roll after this post will now be a five, for 3 turns!

Demopan? rolled a one
Roll to teleport to boss

The Dungeonmaster says no, and spawns a Spider Jockey.

What do you do to the Spider Jockey?

Become the healthiest man alive, with muscles, and super health, and the ability to fly!

I roll to strangle the spider jockey then kick his face.

SirLancelot7 was given a five
Become the healthiest man alive, with muscles, and super health, and the ability to fly!

You leave the dungeon and head back to your house. You go on a diet, go to the gym everyday, gain +25 health, and learn to fly! You fly back to your friends (where they were still standing at the same spot) and become the manliest man in the room!

You have two more five rolls left.

Shell was given a five
I roll to strangle the spider jockey then kick his face.

You action slide towards the Spider Jockey, use both your hands to strangle the skeleton and the spider, and kick both of them in the face by flipping upwards and kicking them in the chin, causing them to both die.

A piece of platinum is dropped by the Spider Jockey.

You have two more five rolls.


Do the same thing that Sirlance did

Doughboy was given a five
Do the same thing that Sirlance did

You leave the dungeon and head back to your house. You go on a diet, go to the gym everyday, gain +25 health, and learn to fly! You fly back to your friends (where they were still standing at the same spot) and become the manliest man in the room!

You have two more five rolls left.

I take the platinum and forge it into a strong yet light warhammer. forget y'all godmoding bitches.