Author Topic: if you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say  (Read 3772 times)



Warning, I will slice 'n dice you if you stare at me.


warning
would beat you in a fight


What wouldn't it say?
keep out of reach of children


caution: non-sequiturs
pizza giraffes

Warning: If swallowed, contact a doctor immediately.

Caution: Slow children at play

Warning: May inquire about your spoons.


Warning: No Life. It may transfer to you through human contact.

danger: do not climb over fence, the animals will get sick if they eat you.

btw i've actually seen a sign like this irl
« Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 10:27:09 PM by hodototman »