Author Topic: Terribly Embarrassing stuff that happened in your school  (Read 9101 times)

In my creative writing class we were supposed to come up with a random skit including four kinds of characters he randomly chose and wrote on the board. He put us in groups and each person had to do one of the three characters.

Lucky me, I was just starting to remember how to be socially normal after coming out of homeschooling and our teacher decided to put the three most socially awkward people into my group. They picked a character and did nothing else the whole prep-time, no matter how much I prodded them to come up with something for the skit

So unsurprisingly, the two girls ended up standing there idly while I pretended to be darth vader fighting superman (the most awkward of our group.) For some reason he didn't realize that he wasn't actually supposed to make physical contact and he ended up accidentally pushing me over into the desks while I tried to come up with something to say during the skit. All I could come up with was lame quotes like "I am your father" as I fell inbetween rows of desks. I could just feel my classmates staring at me with raised eyebrows

we have our morning announcements read to us by the student body president via a live camera feed from an office in the tech department.  when a student or family requests or notifies the relevant office of whoever, often there will be an announcement at the end of prayer asking for prayers for someone of the community or someone's family member who passed away.

well someone's grandmother passed away this weekend and they had a really long confusing last name, and the president forgeted it up a little and then he started laughing because he messed up.  we all kinda just stood there and watched our tvs and you could just feel the whole school just collectively cringe.

So this happened during summer school, end of June 2013:

My ACT Prep teacher wanted me to come down to the cafeteria to help show her teacher that she does a good job teaching.  At first, I was like, "That's kind of weird...." but when she offered to get me Skittles....well, that changed.  After we were finished, I left the cafeteria to go back up to my room and get my lunch.  By the time I was up the stairs, the lunch bell rang, so I was walking against the salmon migration of kids.  The mass of kids ended and I saw the scary assistant principal walking behind them.

I heard "Hey, where are you going?"
Me: "Just going to get my lunch from my room."
Him: "What room?"
Me: "Uh, room 2-- (forgot real # now)"
Him: "I'll go with you."
Me: "..."

<very awkward silence as the two of us walk down the hallway, we get to the room where my other teacher was>

Him: "He's supposed to be getting his lunch right?"
Teacher: "Oh sure, he was just helping his ACT teacher."
Him: "Ok just making sure."

Then, he walks me across the entire school, down the stairs, and into the cafeteria and just sort of walks away.  It took probably about four minutes, but seemed like twenty.  Ever since then, I don't like being around him.

Once me and my girl were getting all hawt over in a corner of the school and the SRO comes up and goes 'quit it you guys', then the passing period started and a stuff ton of people came out the door right next to us.

Looking back it was actually kind of funny.

The only kind of embarrassing thing I can think of that happened in school was in year 8 (freshman year) when we had a whole school swimming carnival. Basically the top x# swimmers from each year group would race across a 100 or so meter pool, I was a fairly average swimmer and wasn't meant to be in the A division but then like 5 people dropped out and I had to compete, along with the fact that I was on the chubby side and was concerned about my weight and stuff I didn't like swimming in front of the whole school much.
But yeah, came dead last by what felt like forever, got out, walked away and never really thought about it again, it's not like people would remember that stuff any more, and even if they did who cares?

EDIT- I got another one:
Last year I was in the girls toilets with a year 9 girl (when classes were starting so there weren't many people coming and going) when my teacher who was a giant german richardhead, basically Riddler reincarnated but bald, heard me from inside and shouted at us to come out, when we did a little crowd had already gathered around the door and he went apestuff in front of everybody.
Yeah that wasn't the best day ever.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 11:25:26 PM by Clone v.117 »

I'm so good at playing off embarrassing moments lol.
Like for some reason my voice is cracking a lot lately. With certain people they really tease me about it. Whenever it happens I literally ignore their comment/joke, keep a serious face, and keep talking. Shuts then down lol.

Also whenever something embarrassing happens I play it off as a joke or just let it happen. Like say I get pants'd (which does happen) you just calmly pull your pants back up or if you're in the locker room you just let them stay down or take them off haha



One year, I think it was 7th grade, well let me tell you a short backstory.
In my second period, there was a few select starfishs who think it was funny to make jokes of me.
But halfway through the year I eventually made, well not really "friends" with them, just I guess people who are ok.
Around the last week of school they decided to turn back to starfishs on me.
On the last day of school I had a mental breakdown in front of the whole class, there were like 3 minutes of class left so the teacher felt bad for me and let me leave early to go to the next class.

During the summer I was really afraid that they would remember the incident and make fun of me for it.
But when it started next year, I didn't have classes with them anyway, and when I saw the guys they must've forgotten about it it seems, along with everyone else in that class.

So happy ending for that.

When someone's phone rang in the middle of Science and the ringtone was "SHUT UP!", it was right next to me, but it wasn't mine. Everyone looked at me and some people laughed.

it wasn't really a 'moment' or 'embarrassing' but in 7th grade a girl spread a rumor about me masturbating in class because I told her boyfriend she was cheating on him (which she was) and she got caught

of course, being that literally everyone on planet earth hates my guts, it spread like loving wildfire and im still getting asked about it in 11th grade

a kid with the same name and shoes as me was found with a stuff load of weed and everyone thought it was me
shoes?? what??? is that how people identify people at your school?

shoes?? what??? is that how people identify people at your school?

tru brother

Today at lunch (freshman) im showing my friends ifunny pics, one of my friend's friends sits at my table, and the next thing you know he spills my soda near my iphone, i cussed him out but i wasnt quiet i cursed him loudly and thank loving lord i wasnt heard by any of the security or principals (my school has 4 AP'S and 1 P, and 4 Sec. guards on campus)

my friend cut off a chunk of my hair in the middle of english once, but that wasn't too bad

OH HEY ARE YOU BEING FORCED TO DEMONSTRATE MARTIAL ARTS ON SOME COMPLETELY RANDOM GIRL WELL THIS BONER SHOULD HELP WITH THAT
i would say it would say at least it would help break your fall but i don't think it would reach the ground if you were laying down!!