Author Topic: Terribly Embarrassing stuff that happened in your school  (Read 9234 times)

sometimes i get a boner and it like sticks out so i try to like rearrange it so it doesn't feel weird and that's really difficult to hide
IT'S ONLY IN A CLASS TOO

surprisingly i've never been caught doing it :I

tuck it so it's facing up, you don't even know you get a boner if you make it face up in your underwear.

Everytime you accidentally drop and break a plate or a glass during lunch break...
I've somehow managed to not break anything

> Phone rings in the middle of class
> Corneria theme from Star Fox
> Everyone knows I'm a nerd :c
"Oh my god you have the best ringtone!"
> Oh well then

tuck it so it's facing up, you don't even know you get a boner if you make it face up in your underwear.
that's what I do

The very first time I went to school I ran out of the room and tried to find my mom in the hall after she had walked me to the room.

One time in 2nd(?) grade I had to use the bathroom but the teacher never noticed me raising my hand and I thought if i interrupted her during story time I'd get in trouble...
Directly after this after I got new temporary clothes I was afraid to go into gym glass with them so I waited outside of the classroom for like 5 minutes panicking and not knowing what i should do.

Another time a kid next to me threw up so everyone at the table stood up and backed away from the table, then the teacher asks if I got any on me and everyone in the freaking room turned and stared at me at the exact god dang time.



EDIT: Also in like 5th grade I accidentally flung a pencil and almost hit the teacher in the face.

We took the PSAT on saturday and I farted in a room that was silent with a bunch of my friends in there. Other than that, nothing too embarrassing, although me and some friends did once have to explain to one of my friends what a clitoris was. She's a girl btw, and 15 years old.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2013, 11:22:02 AM by Mr Man »

sometimes i get a boner and it like sticks out so i try to like rearrange it so it doesn't feel weird and that's really difficult to hide
IT'S ONLY IN A CLASS TOO

surprisingly i've never been caught doing it :I
Every guy ever has had to live through this.
I'm yet to hear many stories of people being caught yet, just finished school and never got seen (afaik)

A classmate of mine had an accident three times throughout 3rd grade.

I fell in love with a girl and I told her about it and the whole class laughed and then I wanted to kill myself.
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One time the army bombed my buddy Keith

One time the army bombed my buddy Keith
My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once

also when the fart is super loud and everyone stops talking

having earbuds on and letting one rip
oh wait I'm homeschooled lol

sometimes i get a boner and it like sticks out so i try to like rearrange it so it doesn't feel weird and that's really difficult to hide
IT'S ONLY IN A CLASS TOO

surprisingly i've never been caught doing it :I

boners never stick out for me lmao.