I'm Joining the Army

[Bones4]

That's the impression I get from you two.

Not at all. Stocking on the other hand...  eh.

[Ad Bot]

[Regolus]

Otis got like 4 bachelor degrees so he'll be an officer and then even the almighty bones will have to call him sir, or master, whichever is preferred.

I dont salute pilots

[Otis Da HousKat]

I dont salute pilots

Is that the edgy thing to do?

[Mikoyan]

I dont salute pilots

oh wow I was starting to respect you a little.

[devildogelite]

Is that the edgy thing to do?

He meant he doesn't just salute them, he grovels before them.

[Mister Cheese]

Shh, guys if we stay quiet maybe it will leave.

[Regolus]

No I work with them all daily so I know them and they yell for saluting them. I work on the flightline so we dont salute since it is a no hat area.

[Night Fox]

ok so since there are airforce people here
I would like to ask to be totally sure. I have terrible eyesight
so, even if I got corrective surgery to make it 20/20, I still wouldn't be able to pilot a fighter jet, right?

[Bones4]

Fighter, no. Anything else, yeah.

[Night Fox]

Fighter, no. Anything else, yeah.

what's the reason for that?

[Bones4]

Don't remember. It's just how it is.

[Harm94]

I believe you can still be a Marine or Navy Aviator if you get LAISK Night Fox. You will have to sign a LASIK waiver. You will either be assigned to the AH-1Z Viper, F-18 Hornet, the aging Harrier, and hopefully to be canned F-35(as of 2015) if you go into the USMC. The Navy flies F-18 Hornet as it's fighter, the F-14 Tomcat was phased out in 2007.

My suggestion is to go talk to your nearest navy or marine recruiter and ask what their policy is. Also start training and swimming.

[Night Fox]

but I want to fly an f-22 :c

[Harm94]

but I want to fly an f-22 :c

Super Hornet, Harrier, F-35 or else you are flying these


also there is a lot of controversy and problems with the F-35, so it may or may not come into service.

[Regolus]

but I want to fly an f-22 :c

F22 is just a huge paper weight was stationed with them at my last base.