Poll

Favorite JonTron Character?

JonTron
111 (44.9%)
Jacques
62 (25.1%)
Vedalia
2 (0.8%)
Malkovich
24 (9.7%)
Rockington
23 (9.3%)
JACK DENNINGER
6 (2.4%)
Malkovich's gaming game show contestants
9 (3.6%)
Other
10 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 247

Author Topic: The JonTron Megathread: 90% ECH 10% Birds  (Read 151832 times)

I'm glad Jon's going back to more frequent episodes but I wish he would do more focused episodes. Lately his videos have been so crammed full of like a bajillion different games that he barely gets any time to talk about any specific one.
and his jokes and just video humor feels too spread out, there is less nice juicy jokes and such, they go by so fast you can't savor them.

New information about Apples & Breaks, summary from someone who watched the video. because reddit is a good source amirite

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Here's what I remember about the video:

It starts out with the Jontron intro, then shortly the colors invert and the music slows down. It cuts to a sad Jon, followed by Jon recording with a hand camera, filming his broken DS in his bed, and in a half crying voice says something like "I...I left it in the bed, and...I...I BROKE THE SCREEEN..." (He also illustrates it with editing) and then Jacques says something I can't remember, and then he has a short grayscale montage devoted to the DS.

Not much evidence to go on, but the thumbnails I submitted earlier reflect that. So just recreate that description in your head, and theres your Jontron episode.

I have done a little hacking in the post parameters of Youtube using the original link for Apples and Breaks and found these three thumbnails. Apparently, it was a short video. Nope, Youtube just limits it to three thumbnails.







UPDATE 1: The video was 01:12 long according to a statistic retrieved from a wayback page.

what the hell is apples & beaks?

what the hell is apples & beaks?

The Lost JonTron episode.

Good luck with your never-ending MacGuffin hunt trying to find it.

Judging from the font it's a really old JonTron episode
It's not Chaparral Pro Bold (the font Jon uses today)

Judging from the font it's a really old JonTron episode
It's not Chaparral Pro Bold (the font Jon uses today)

I thought that wasn't obvious enough with the DS Broken thumbnail in the posts above.

The episode also, was uploaded sometime in early 2011, (February 25, 2011) around the same time as his earliest episodes.

A one week bump never hurt, right?
well a new episode is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGql8sKjJwA

wait he really does product placements now
wat



http://youtu.be/BGql8sKjJwA?t=9m48s
Jontron confirmed for avian lover
HE IS ONE OF US

Quote from: snurkslover
it EXCEEDED them!! Never before have I been so enthralled by a film, even as an adult. The clever use of well known brands made it familiar and yet the plot line stayed fresh. In fact, watching it made me crave some of my favourite foods.. I might have to go grab some Mrs. Butterworth right now!

The various vocal talents in this movie made it even more delightful than the product placement alone. Charlie Sheen deserves his own award for the passion that was conveyed through his canine counterpart. Hilary Duff and her sis also fondly brought me back to my Lizzie McGuire days, and Eva to my Desperate Housewives times. The nostalgia is overwhelming!!

My kids also thoroughly enjoyed this film. My 12 year old insisted I make him a Halloween costume to match that of Charlie Sheen's character. I myself went as Eva's character! Needless to say all seven children in our family will be receiving Foodfight in their stockings this Christmas, as well as some foods to reenact the climactic battle on Christmas day!! I sense a new family tradition being born!

To those of you who are skeptical, remember: never judge a movie until you've seen it at least five times. It gets better with each new viewing!!!

Raisins are toxic to dogs.

http://youtu.be/BGql8sKjJwA?t=9m48s
Jontron confirmed for avian lover
HE IS ONE OF US

Holy stuff, can you quit spreading your bird special interest bullstuff everywhere? Like, please? Pretty please? It's really annoying.

http://youtu.be/BGql8sKjJwA?t=9m48s
Jontron confirmed for avian lover
HE IS ONE OF US
You know

I know an avian lover

and he's not nearly as annoying as you are

Holy stuff, can you quit spreading your bird special interest bullstuff everywhere? Like, please? Pretty please? It's really annoying.
You know

I know an avian lover

and he's not nearly as annoying as you are
it was a joke
calm down guys.