Annoying School Things Megathread

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memecigarettes and swagcigarettes

and sports players

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[Skull Candy]

not really, my teachers talk about it all the time. when we were talking about the silk road back a thousand years ago, she was discussing the benefits and cons of it, and on one point she got to prostitutes. each time she said "prostitutes", the nerdy autistic kid started blushing and being like "OH" and 2 friends kept loving laughing

Okay if they just talk about it like that, it's not funny.

[st8terblock]

People that say hump day all the time

[lolz??]

get an alarm that punches your face

And if that doesn't wake you up...

[Tokthree]

autistic

Yo guy, you could've omitted that.

get an alarm that punches your face

I don't need no alarm, I get out of bed and go to college just fine but my body complains about having to actually wake up

[Jokey365]

It's not bullcrap, I am in high school and these freaks should learn by now that you should keep your hands to yourself, and then these kids wonder why they get knocked out. Thankfully though, I know not to fight back if someone touches or hits/punches me first, I just walk away. I also know to keep my hands to myself, other kids don't because their parents tell them it is "A-ok to retaliate back". It isn't, it's best to just walk away.

No.

[The Resonte!]

No.

Yes.

[lolz??]

it's best to just walk away.

If you want it to happen for the rest of your life

[Theepicman]

when girls hug or kiss or forget in the hallway

you loving see eachother every day and im trying to get to my damn classes stop hogging up the damn HALLWAY SPACE

This so much.

I also hate them people who goto the Vending machine and ask for money. It's annoying. Also when stupid kids start talking that are next to me and then we end up with Lunch Detention because the teacher thinks I'm talking. Of course, I hate the people who run in the hallways like they're being chased by a horde of zombies crashing into everyone carelessy. Not to mention that people start begging like forget. They did not to me but it's pretty annoying.

Person 1: Oh meh gaawrd can I has some chips?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Pleeeaaase?

Person 2: Nope.

Person 1: Come on dude, please?

Person 2: NO!

Person 1: I'll give you thirty dollars (Which they obviously lie).

Person 2: Get a loving dictionary and read the definition of "No".

Person 1: Come on dude.

Person 2: forget off.

Me: (In my mind) Yea kid, your being annoying as hell

[Titanium Man]

Yo guy, you could've omitted that.

he seriously has a slight form of autism, not in a joking way

[psychomutt]

sports players

i dont understand

[carolcat]

theres this one kid in my grade who's a member of the student council and i have no clue how they let him in because he's such a dumbass
he hates hearing my opinion so much that he's resorted to repeating everything i say in a voice that's even dumber than his normal one
he believes that the definition of a pottymouth is someone who's breath smells (which he called me a pottymouth once and stormed off with his salad when i corrected him)
he's constantly getting in everyone's business and when a teacher tried to phone the office he went over and started mashing buttons on the receiver

and there's the general things like the kids who sag, rap constantly, turn their earbuds into obnoxious head speakers, smack their lips and whine when things don't go their way, etc etc
my school is pretty much gangsta wannabe ghettoville where like everyone is a pothead

[Renekar]

Person 1: I'll give you thirty dollars (Which they obviously lie).

but what if they do

[Jokey365]

and there's the general things like the kids who sag, rap constantly, turn their earbuds into obnoxious head speakers, smack their lips and whine when things don't go their way, etc etc
my school is pretty much gangsta wannabe ghettoville where like everyone is a pothead

Our schools have so much in common.

[Tokthree]

he seriously has a slight form of autism, not in a joking way

The way you put it made it seem like you were using it as a derogatory term like most people seem to these days. Even then it's not all that relevant and can give off the wrong impression