Heil The Empire: Something Smells Garbagey

[Tayasaurus]

Somewhere in the Neutral Sector from the eye of space probe

*intercepting transmission. public channel*

A small trash freighter jumps into view and scans a gas cloud

Daniel:: High concentrations of gas in this area indicate a recent star collapse. I'd advise keeping the suit on Morris Morris:: UGH, I was just looking forward to a nice break too. Daniel:: It's odd though. This star was no where near old enough to have done what it just did. Morris:: Maybe it got retirement funding early? Hehe Daniel:: It'd take forever to clean up this mess with just us. I'd better call in the rest of the fleet. Also you're not funny. *transmitting* Daniel:: There's some ship junk here however. We can wait and take it into processing. The idea seemed to bother Morris, but you're the Captain. Decision is yours.

[Ad Bot]

[Ben Watts]

Board the trash ship, armed and ready to go.

[Decepticon]

"heil the empire"

"concentration of gas"

[Tayasaurus]

Board the trash ship, armed and ready to go.

You are the captain of the trash ship

[Crispy_]

wait and take it into processing

[Ben Watts]

You are the captain of the trash ship

Oh forget


Then rape everyone do what crispy said.

[Tayasaurus]

wait and take it into processing

Daniel and Morris head down to junk processing to check out the booty. Melting down parts brings good money for the ITF. (Intergalactic Trash Force)

Daniel:: Yeah lets pick off a few of these things before calling in. We don't want them to think we're too lazy. Morris:: Fine Fine. This is lame though. Morris:: Aw neato! Robo parts!   Daniel:: We can toss em or keep them I guess. They'll probably only amount to cluttering up my desk though.

[Alteration]

Keep them. Could prove useful.

[Tingalz]

keep them

[Tayasaurus]

Daniel:: Yeah we'll keep the parts. Besides it looks like we might get the whole set of whats coming in Morris:: I'll find the main block if it has one. The ships detection system squealed to life and began sending an alert throughout the ship. The indicators were yellow so that meant a ship was incoming. A Solar Empire Patrol cruiser appeared right in front of you and began to hail you. Daniel:: Its hailing us. Morris:: I know that stupid Daniel:: something seems amiss. They aren't hailing us on their default frequency. Morris:: who cares, shouldn't we answer? It's the Solar dudes...

[Alteration]

Answer.

[Tayasaurus]

Answer.

Your screen flickers to reveal two iconians and an armored humanoid at the helm.

: We are uh.. Inspectioneers of the Solar Empire. We must inspect your ship immediately! Daniel:: Uhhh Morris:: Yeah ok um. We didn't know they did Inspections in the Neutral zone. Daniel:: We're a garbage ship, not a terrorist shelter.            : It's a new law... yeah. So you probably haven't heard of it yet. Morris:: Is that a dead guy?            :...no Morris:: I dunno. I'm calling legit on this one Daniel:: Are you crazy. This reeks of a shakedown. Let them board?

[Legoboss]

STAB THE FIRST ONE, THROW THE BODY AT THE SECOND ONE AND KICK THEM.
WHILE THE FIRST ONE IS COVERED IN BLOOD RIP HIS ORGANS OUT AND SPLATTER THEM ACROSS THE OTHER, SCARRING HIM AND SCARING HIM AWAY

[*FacePalm*]

STAB THE FIRST ONE, THROW THE BODY AT THE SECOND ONE AND KICK THEM.
WHILE THE FIRST ONE IS COVERED IN BLOOD RIP HIS ORGANS OUT AND SPLATTER THEM ACROSS THE OTHER, SCARRING HIM AND SCARING HIM AWAY

they're on another ship

[Decepticon]

talk to them sensibly while secretly attempting to press the "PANIC AND SEND REINFORCEMENTS" button