Author Topic: I feel like garbage  (Read 2185 times)

The toilet is where I get most of my reading done.

But its one of the greatest pastimes

Especially if you have one of those soft toilet seats
My grandma's toilet has a soft leather seat. It's very nice, but it makes me feel bad if I accidentally get pee on it.

Surely we have all thought about spending days sitting on the toilet with your computer and fridge at arms length at some point.
Right?

The position would get too boring after a while, and your back will hurt, and let's not forget you can get hemorrhoids.

My grandma's toilet has a soft leather seat. It's very nice, but it makes me feel bad if I accidentally get pee on it.

put the loving toilet seat up you damn male

I'm supposed to be at school. Got to sleep late today and then went to the doctors, didnt get a shot but got a vaccine, got a new medication, then went home. Ate a bagel (really good bagel) and some chips, now I'm sitting here with a bag of Snickers. I <3 life


I stuff 3-5 times a day when I'm not even sick...
On a scale of 10-50 how many prunes do you eat a day?

On a scale of 10-50 how many prunes do you eat a day?

Prunes + milk = bad time

The toilet is where I get most of my reading done.
At home, yes, but I read in math class instead of ever doing anything.



I stuff 2-4 times a day, never at school since most of the times the stall doors don't close + i never have time + one stall doesn't even ave a wall there.

Whenever I talk to Maxx he always makes gagging noises in the Skype call that sounds like hes giving deep throat.
its because my sineses or whatever the forget they're called are being stuff lately
and a lot of stuff is coming from my head

its because my sineses or whatever the forget they're called are being stuff lately
and a lot of stuff is coming from my head
You're just leaking everywhere

Better plug up your holes

i've been constantly going to the bathroom to stuff like 5 times today

so i guess you could say you're full of stuff?

You could just take some pepto bismol or some other medicine to aid your constant stuffting. I highly doubt you have the flu, it just sounds like you ate some bad burritos.

It might of been something you ate. Anyway, taking a quick shower at night will make you feel clean.