Go to the nearest book, Turn to page 69 and read the first sentence

[Electro]

"Her mouth was dripping with jizz"

[Ad Bot]

[--LegoPepper--]

"It's open for business!"

[MitchTheMayor.]

"Her mouth was dripping with jizz"

What book were you reading..

[Alkatjo]

As Hemiyer turned near me a chilled wind blew right through me, as if something had penetrated my soul? Huh...

[Electro]

What book were you reading..

uhhhhhhh

[Renousim]

"Her mouth was dripping with jizz"

wat

[Night Fox]

"'I've considered,' he said, 'starting a series about a detective who is a pet communicator'"

[PurpleSir]

'Ender shook his head.'

From the book ENDER'S GAME!

My love life is thrilling.

I love that book!

Meanwhile the Potidaens had sent representatives to Athens in the hope of persuading the Athenians not to male any alterations in the existing state of affairs.

From Thucydides : History of the Peloponnesian War

My love life sounds strange.

[.:FancyPants:.]

What book were you reading..

electro's autobiography volume XXI: love dreams part 4

[Electro]

electro's autobiography volume XXI: love dreams part 4

wow didn't know i had that much going on in my life

[Tayasaurus]

Daniel smiled. "Hey man, smell my finger."

[MitchTheMayor.]

wow didn't know i had that much going on in my life

You seem to have the best love life here...

[Frankie²]

there isnt a single book in my room

[Titanium Man]

"Coming, sir!" came the answer from far within, followed soon by Sam himself, wiping his mouth.

[Electro]

there isnt a single book in my room

the epitome of u.s. in a nutshell.