omegle v(spam of numbers)

[joe411]

Post your omegles.
Bonus points if you introduce yourself as Dan.

[Ad Bot]

[Subpixel]

shorten title pls it's distracting :(

[.::Taboo::.]

why is the text sizing on these always so inconsistent

[Generation]

I don't feel like looking at peoples snakees today.

[MARBLE MAN]

I don't feel like looking at peoples snakees today.

asl?

[Muslim]

Shorten the title, it's annoying.

[Jairo]

[joe411]

Shorten the title, it's annoying.

fine.

[Bopizku]

I like how if you ask a question in omegle and put "As long" it still counts it as saying "asl".

[Malleo100]

fine.

Remember to Dan me on dan

[Muslim]

How clever!

[Skull Candy]

Stranger: Group lesbian chat REAL GIRLS ONLY GIRLS 13-15 send a pic to Kik girly_6 or if u want to be my slave message me
Stranger has disconnected.

[Blockzillahead]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi


Stranger: asl


You: hello is this thing on?


You: what is asl


Stranger: age love location


You: 19/donkey/US


Stranger: okay


Stranger: 20 f


Stranger: usa


Stranger: texas


Stranger: u?


You: am in US


You: calgary


You: 19


Stranger: ok


Stranger: cool


You: donkey


Stranger: whats donkey


You: what isnt donkey?


You: its what u want it 2 be bby


Stranger: okay


Stranger: possible pc


Stranger: pic


You: yes


Stranger: okay


Stranger: waiting?


You: just moment


Stranger: ok


You: heres me on my graduation day


You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Donkey_from_Shrek.jpg


Stranger: thats a gam u sent


Stranger: game


You: ok heres new one i took with my phone right now


You: http://i.imgur.com/9SR5jgP.jpg


Stranger: ok


Stranger: tell me about u


You: well i am currently living with my best friend, the ogre, his name is shrek


Stranger: okay


Stranger: i live with my sister


You: i graduated donkey college and got my degree in plasma animal surgery (mostly donkeys)


Stranger: okay


Stranger: cool


You: and here i am trying to find a perfect mate 2 produce with


Stranger: okay


Stranger: we are far fro each other


You: love has no distance!


You: no limits! no boundries!


Stranger: okay


You: shrek is love, shrek is life...


Stranger: :)


Stranger: what kind of work do u do


You: i am a mail mule, i carry around mail 2 people


Stranger: okay


Stranger: thats cool


You: they call me mule but i am actually donkey


Stranger: lol


Stranger: okay


Stranger: whats ur real name


You: Daniel Donkey


Stranger: okay


Stranger: am katy madison


You: people say im an ass but thats their problem because im really a nice donkey.


You: dont leave me baby


You: donkey is here 4 u, so be here 5 me


Stranger: ok


Stranger: are u human


Stranger: or and animal


You: i am donkey


Stranger: or what


Stranger: am confused


Stranger: how can a donkey type


You: how cant they? they are everywhere


You: u, me, donkeys 4 enternity


You: we will eat grass in the sunset, and at sunrise we still eat grass ok


Stranger has disconnected.

[The Resonte!]

smooth operator

[Electrk²]

aka post omegle chat logs that no one is going to read