The New King of the Hill - 2014

[AutoBahn]

I block up the tunnel and claim the hill as mine as you slowly die of asphyxiation.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

I bury you alive while you sleep.  My hill and additional mound of dirt.

[firestorm]

I uppercut Swat off the hill. My hill bitch.

[Lego lad]

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I sneak into your fort at the dead of night and strangle you.


My hill

[Lego lad]

I bump the topic

My hill

[SWAT One]

I pick up the hill and put it into my inventory.

My hill.

[Theepicman]

I pickpocket the hill from your inventory, run away into a highly remote area and place the hill there.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I call the NSA and get your location. I then hit you with a predator drone.

My hill.

[SWAT One]

I EMP the predator drone, and put the hill on top of you and the NSA.  My hill with squashed NSA building.

[Alyx Vance]

I stab you and tear your guts out.
My hill, get the hell off it.

[Nonnel]

I push down the ground under you and it pops up under me.

My hill.

[F3d323]

I go up the hill and ask you if I can stay here for the night, I don't have a house.

Kind of still yours but im also there with a tent so I have no idea whose Hill it is.

[Alyx Vance]

I have both of you evicted.


My home.

[Zanaran2]

I walk to my house across the street and watch you losers fight over the hill.

My house.