The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Dino5678]

I grab an axe and cut off both your legs, you start rolling down the hill being blinded by dirt and grass with severe injuries. As you're on the ground, I aim at you and shoot a cannon.

my hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

I asked santa for hill

mine

[AutoBahn]

You didn't actually obtain the hill from santa, you stole it.
Following that action, santa comes by and drops a few thousand pounds of coal on you.
I then walk up, give St. Nicholas a thumbs-up, and take the hill as my own after he returns my gesture.

[Zanaran2]

I axe Santa for the hill.

Mine.

[Lego lad]

Lightning strikes, igniting the coal. The whole hill burns, along with all the forumers fighting over it.
Weeks pass, no one could find a hill suited for fighting over.

Eventually, we gave it up.

But now, a new hill has been discovered.


The forum battle begins in the below post.

May the best post win.

[Zanaran2]

tl;dr
my hill

[st8terblock]

i come in and bomb everyone
my wasteland hill

[Alyx Vance]

I fix the wasteland.


My hill

[}]Crazy[{]

I missspell Valyx Ance and climb to the top of the hill and flag it with a large pole that actually has no flag in the first place.
I then stand on the flag.

Our hill.

[KillerCop311]

I uncloak from behind and backstab you with a icicle.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I backstab you with a machete

My hill

[Flatflyer]

I bash your skull in with a 

my hill

[}]Crazy[{]

I dump a load of  ies on you.
Have fun eating your way out.
my hill.

hill of cookies MOTHERforgetEEEERR

[Planr]

dangit bobby

[Flatflyer]

Bobby eats all the cookies as I rise out from them and jab a flagpole into crazy's head
my hill