The New King of the Hill - 2014

[SWAT One]

I squash you with a giant mech's foot.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Ben Watts]

I kick you in the face and shove a knife up your ass.

My loving hill.

[ghost_man]

I tear out your spine and shove it up your ass then put a bullet through your head.

My goddamn hill.

[childofdarkness016]

I tear out your spine and shove it up your ass then put a bullet through your head.

My goddamn hill.

I point out the fact that you have less votes than me on the poll.

My hill~

[CharlesSpeaking]

But I have a shotgun.

My hill.

[RedJohn]

But I have the power of magnetism taking your shotgun with my magnet hands and shooting you.

My hill

[CharlesSpeaking]

But your magnetism is too powerful, and everything happens at once.

The gun just stops. "Why won't you work?" "Come on, quickly.."

You don't notice it until it happens. So many, too many metallic objects.

They are coming...

...my hill

[childofdarkness016]

I forge an alliance with you.

Our hill~

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I nuke you and restore the hill with your dead bodies. I kick them off the hill, then put up a shield.

My hill and shield.

[Ben Watts]

I am you, and I make a bigger hill, and let child and charles have the bigger hill.


My Hill and Shield.

Their Hill and Shield.

[ghost_man]

I blow up a nuclear powerplant nearby, and then the leftover radiation flies to both of your hills thus causing you to die.

My two hills.

[Ben Watts]

I blow up a nuclear powerplant nearby, and then the leftover radiation flies to both of your hills thus causing you to die.

My two hills.

If you blew up the powerplant, we're all dead.


But I'm god, so I leave you dead, and resurrect Charles and Child.


Our Hills with Radioactive shields.

[childofdarkness016]

why am i allied with you

You die from a fatal wound.

Our hill. with dumb radiactive shields i guess idk

[CharlesSpeaking]

since i am allied with you, i continuously tell you that you are descended from limbless space slugs until our alliance breaks, and then

Nuclear nukey nuke.

My hill.

[Muslim]

9/11

My hill.