Unknown Lolzar did all of this, when he was on The Brighter Dark's freebuild, he tried to walk away from what he did with "I was just joking!"
Now, this may not be the best thing I can come up with, but go into a courtroom and say "I killed someone!" When the cops throw you in jail, say "I was just joking!" and expect them to let you out?
Hah, no.