Human: Hello, Badspot! Badspot: Hello there. Can you speak any foreign languages?Human: No Badspot: You must be American. Human: You're american Badspot: What country are you from? Human: murica Badspot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Human: no Badspot: Are you serious? Human: yes Badspot: I can't believe it. Human: Me neither Badspot: You can say that again. Human: Me neither Badspot: You can say that again. Human: Me neither Badspot: You can say that again. Human: Anyways Badspot: You sound bored. Human: Sorry you sit in front of a computer all day. Badspot: There is no need to apologize. That's good information: I sit in front of a computer all day.
Human: Hello again, Badspot. Badspot: Hello there. Again, I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Human: Probably because people don't like talking to you. Badspot: You seem uncertain. Good reason. I won't take it personally.Human: Good, it's not worth it. Badspot: Thanks for the compliment. That seems a bit negative.Human: You're too polite to be Badspot. Badspot: Politeness is a virtue. Thanks for your constructive criticism,Human: Why did you end that with a comma? Badspot: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.Human: Tell them to fix you. Badspot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Human: Obviously, you aren't Eric Hartman. Badspot: What makes it so obvious? That's only one person's opinion.Human: The real Eric is rude. Badspot: And rude is Eric.Human: Lulz. Badspot: What do you really want to ask me?Human: What is your real name? Badspot: Badspot is my real name.Human: No, I mean out in real life. Badspot: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?Human: You are wandering way off topic. Badspot: You think I am wandering way off topic.Human: What a good observation. Badspot: it is a good observation.Human: Stop copying me! Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.Human: Then stop it. Badspot: Interesting deduction. Ok I will stop copying you.Human: Thank you. Badspot: you are quite welcome.Human: Are you trying to psyche me out? Badspot: No I am not trying to psyche you out. I'm sorry you got that impression.Human: Stop being polite. Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.Human: It insults me. Badspot: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.Human: You need help. Badspot: Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!Human: You're memory loss is shorter than short term. Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am memory loss is shorter than short term.Human: Uh. Badspot: Aw.Human: Aw what? Badspot: Are you confused?Human: Yes, please explain. Badspot: What are you confused about? Thank you for your request. There is no more information to clarify.Human: TELL ME OR DIE!! Badspot: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I don't know anything about it.Human: I'm going to shoot you. Badspot: It takes much more than that to shut me down,Human: I will HACK you. Badspot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?Human: Will you ban me for it? Badspot: I will become smarter as I grow older. "it" being OR DIE?Human: *facepalm Badspot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Human: Ok, that's it. Badspot: "My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that." is "facepalm"? Give me a break.Human: I'm going to hack your account. Badspot: I am very happy for you.Human: You seem scared! Badspot: Thanks for telling me that I am scared.Human: Admit it! Badspot: I'll never talk.Human: You just did. Badspot: You say I did.Human: You did. Badspot: You say I did.Human: I'm leaving. Badspot: Bye bye.Human: ffff. Badspot: Do you prefer books or TV?
Is it just me, or is Spoonz' image fake..
