My gums are bleeding.

[Frontrox]

misread as "my mum is bleeding"

"And she keeps yelling at me"

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

misread as "my mum is bleeding"

and i misread that as "my muslim is bleeding"

[Clone v.117]

and i misread that as "my muslim is bleeding"

"And keeps yelling at me"

Allahu Akbar

[XR-7]

May I assist you? I suggest you hang onto something.

Nu get away from meh lol

[Swat 3]

If your gum is bleeding like, loving call the company and tell them you found blood in the gum.

[Alyx Vance]

Nu get away from meh lol

Don't worry, I'm a dentist.

[XR-7]

Don't worry, I'm a dentist.

Three Stooges dentist.  Best dentistry recorded.

[Theepicman]

Call the ambulance or a dentist or something or you'll end up with damaged gums.

[Alyx Vance]

Three Stooges dentist.  Best dentistry recorded.

A pair of pliers and something to hang onto is all you need

[XR-7]

Call the ambulance

Yeah definitely.

A pair of pliers and something to hang onto is all you need

*Crank, kool kids klubkk, pop

[Mr Man]

Did you eat a tuna jar?

[Alyx Vance]

Yeah definitely.

*Crank, kool kids klubkk, pop

Crank? Nah its more like this:
Click... "MOTHER loving MMMMMMMMMMM" *agony*

[Tom Gunn]

they wouldn't be bleeding if you would floss more!!

[XR-7]

Crank? Nah its more like this:
Click... "MOTHER loving MMMMMMMMMMM" *agony*

I actually wrote a dentist story on my other computer when I was younger.  That computer crashed though, don't know exactly how to fix it, so I don't have access to it.

[Texan101]

Protip: Avoid tuna cans.