I fell off my bike

[The Legend of Derpa]

welp
today i was riding my bike
fell off
i was riding down a hill
scraped both my knees to hell
almost broke my leg
managed to get back home
stuff happened
also, i fell off because i ran into a tree
so i lost my bike too, well i haven't seen it
so i don't know if it's screwed up

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[blazerblock2]

k.  i did that once.  wasn't good.

[Night Fox]

you should change the title to "I fell off my bike"
because of rule 1
I guess that's better

[The Legend of Derpa]

Title changed.

[Bushido]

so once a friend left his bike at my house and i had to ride it down to his house to return it

he didn't live far, so that wasn't the issue

the issue was that apparently that thing about 'once you learn how to ride a bike you never forget' is complete bullstuff and i ate dirt like 4 or 5 times in the 5-minute interval between me being at his house and me being at my house

[blazerblock2]

loving LOL BUSHI

[Otis Da HousKat]

Awww do you need a kiss to make it better? :[[



When I was 12 I was riding bikes at my family's scrap yard and wiped out hard when I lost control going down a metal ramp into a pool of dirty oil and broken glass.

Four years ago I tried to do a sick nasty jump over a ditch and landed face first into a bed of jagged rocks and cacti.

#rekd

[AdinX]

Most exciting topic ever
And by that I mean Otis and Bushi are the only good comments
Boo hoo OP you spilled on a bike, if it was that bad include pics or something, make it more interesting instead of:
Umm so I crashed
And uhh I haven't seen my bike
Uhh
So yea
stuff day rite guys
Also my bike is red with the blood of my enemies
I remember one time I was going down this really steep hill on my mountain bike and I hit the edge of this short bridge, flew over the handle bars and hit a tree flat with my back, and hit my head on the ground: blacked out.
Woke up 10 minutes later, couldn't walk the rest of the day cause it hurt so bad.

Dear OP lern to story

[Timezbrick]

I took a stuff just now.

[Clone v.117]

I didn't take a stuff just now.

[XR-7]

Awww do you need a kiss to make it better? :[[



When I was 12 I was riding bikes at my family's scrap yard and wiped out hard when I lost control going down a metal ramp into a pool of dirty oil and broken glass.

Four years ago I tried to do a sick nasty jump over a ditch and landed face first into a bed of jagged rocks and cacti.

Somebody's day sure sucked.

[Clone v.117]

About 2 years ago I was riding my bike to go see a friend and was standing-riding when the chain broke and jammed and I flew off the front, did a flip and landed head first on the gravel.
Still went and saw her anyway but yeah got a concussion and the fluid in my ears was forgeted so I had no balance and couldn't walk for a few weeks and everything was constantly spinning.
Definitely not one the the best times of my life.

EDIT: 15k post yippe

[Harm94]

I was eating cereal.
r/bloglandchan

[XR-7]

Don't wear boots while riding a bike.

I was trying to drift my bike on my driveway last year, since I managed to do it by accident. First and only try: As I tried moving my left leg into position, my boot (the top) got caught by the pedal and wrapped around the gears, instantly stopping the bike. I knew if I didn't change my inevitable flight pattern, I'd fly headfirst over the five foot high concrete wall, which probably wouldn't be good. I forced the back tire over so the bike would fall, and I skiied to a stop on my leg instead. I limped all day lol

[GhostStar]

one time. i was riding my bike and i still don't know how, but i was thrown foreword and was run over by my own bike.