[133x80] Flying Frontier - (On hiatus. Sorry)

[Zanaran2]

Buy some cocaine sustenance.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Buy some cocaine sustenance.

: "You got any food I can buy off you?"

: "Not much, I'm afraid. Goddamned fighting's started to affect my supplies. Especially considering what happened this morning."

: "This morning?"

: "Haven't you heard? Here, look at this."


The shopkeep hands you a newspaper.



: "Latest issue came this morning."

[Cool Boi]

Go try to find it

[Zanaran2]

Ask for the whereabouts of the ship crash.

[HellHound]

Inform the man that the newspaper contains no words, only dots.

[Blockhead8306]

Inform the man that the newspaper contains no words, only dots.

It's obviously written in morse code.

[Swat 3]

Zoom into cacti real or fake

[Mr. Jelly]

Ask for the whereabouts of the ship crash.

: "Where'd the ship crash?"
: "Out east. About a day's trip, it'd be, mm...dead of night by the time you'd get there, I'd say."

Zoom into cacti real or fake

CACTI: REAL OR FAKE?
The question about the cacti located around the local area is a strange, strange one indeed, my dear readers. Several reports have come in from our dutiful citizens that the cacti surrounding the greater area seem to be false, a sham, a hoax, an imitation. They have been reported to feel very unusually smooth, polished, and glossy in texture, but bizarrely appear totally identically to the cacti reported to be 'real' to the naked eye. Being a cacti aficionado, in any case, my friends, it is still recommended to not going around feeling cacti, as incredibly tempting that would be. But irregardless, the one most important thing to remember here is that, and this is an important one to remember here, very hard to remember, a cactus is a plant, it cannot move. But what you must remember, and I stress this, I implore you, in fact that what must be very, so verily, incredibly, very

Oh Jesus Christ Almighty this starfish is too pretentious to read any more of this.

[Zanaran2]

Going out at night is bad. I learned this from Minecraft.

Anyway, ask for a place to rest  for the day, and venture out at early morning.

[HellHound]

If the year is 1888 ask the 'owner' where the real white man who runs the store is.

[Mith]

It wasn't funny the first loving time. I'd like to actually update this and progress the story, but all you and Cool Boi want to do is just loving take a stuff all over it with your bullstuff suggestions. So I have to sit here and wait for someone to decide to actually be serious. Like I get that this isn't Citizen Kane, (you hug a cactus for the love of god) but jesus christ I get like 4 loving suggestions on average between updates and when half of them are you guys just pissing around I start to wonder why I even put the loving effort into this stuff when all your suggestions are just brainless stuff

I realize this is a few pages late, but if you didn't want joke suggestions, you should have posted it on a different forum/should not have taken suggestions in the first place.

[HellHound]

Well, we better head out for that crash site.

[Mr. Jelly]

I realize this is a few pages late, but if you didn't want joke suggestions, you should have posted it on a different forum/should not have taken suggestions in the first place.

It's not the existence of the joke suggestions, it's just there's too damn many of them

Going out at night is bad. I learned this from Minecraft.

Anyway, ask for a place to rest  for the day, and venture out at early morning.

Well, we better head out for that crash site.

So which one will it be, you all?

[HellHound]

Ask the man what time we should leave for the crash as to maximize daytime.

[Mr. Jelly]

Ask the man what time we should leave for the crash as to maximize daytime.

: "Night doesn't sound that safe. When time should I leave so it's day when I get there?"
: "I'd say about...6 or 7 in the morning is the safest bet. Maybe 9 if you had a horse."