Neckbeard Story - Beginnings

[Muslim]

Neckbeard Story
Alternatively titled: Story of Neckbeard, Fedora Life, Life of Neckbeard


You examine your table. It has a jar of year-old semen on it, and your computer is on. What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Tyler66]

Leave the site with explicit pictures of equines to go on ebay and purchase a "classy" suit.

[Epicduke]

rat about how people are mindless sheep and he is superior to everyone expect for his parents.

[Duhman115]

rat about how people are mindless sheep and he is superior to everyone expect for his parents.

rat about how people are mindless sheep and he is superior to everyone expect for his parents.

Do both in the order they are posted

[shyGriff]

eat fedora

[Muslim]

Leave the site with explicit pictures of equines to go on ebay and purchase a "classy" suit.

eat fedora

Why would you disgrace your wonderful fedora?

[ghost_man]

drink year-old semen

[shyGriff]

EAT FEDORA

[Muslim]

You eat both your fedora and your semen. Your fedora pops back on immediately after you eat it, and since you had put the year-old semen in the hat to drink, you vomit. Not because of drinking semen, but because, you know, semen hat.

[Epicduke]

rant about how people are mindless sheep and he is superior to everyone expect for his parents.

[ghost_man]

rant about how people are mindless sheep and he is superior to everyone expect for his parents.

[Cool Boi]

Do some online mlp;fim roleplay ;)))

[JD]

go on the internet and cry about how much of a gentleman he is and how women need to get in the kitchen

[Ben Watts]

Do some online mlp;fim roleplay ;)))

[Duhman115]

Take a picture of your self and poorly Photoshop an incredibly pretentious rant about Darwinian superiority, religious sheep, and how some day you will achieve the ultimate sentience and ascend to a godly level.