Bad jokes v2

[The Legend of Derpa]

why was the student's report card wet
it was below C-level
ha ha

[Ad Bot]

[ebube4356]

What did the cow say to the old man?

Moove

[childofdarkness016]

that's the point of a joke

not too sure where it says that a joke has to be repeated again and again

and actually repeating a joke usually makes it worse

[Stick Man]

How do you know a Mexican is unemployed?

His lawnmower is broken.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Dictionary?

One has papers.
What were the last pizzas ordered from the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.
Why did the kid fall off the swing?

He has no arms or legs.
knock Knock

Who's there?

Not the kid.

*badum-loving-tsh*

[The Corporation]

So an Astronaut, Mercenary, and a Priest walk into a bar.
My richard is so big I can use it as a tripod

[querty67]

How do you break a pollocks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you get a pollock out of a tree?

Wave to them

what do you call a monday on the moon?

A problem.

[AcornCake]

three guys are at a party
one guy wants some punch to drink so he asks where the line for the punch is.




the other guy responded "there is no punchline"

[childofdarkness016]

three guys are at a party
one guy wants some punch to drink so he asks where the line for the punch is.




the other guy responded "there is no punchline"

the joke is that the punchline is that there is no punchline

get it ahahahah i'm so funny

[Ipquarx]

They say that when you're about to die your life flashes before your eyes.
This did not happen to Steve Jobs.

Apple doesn't support Flash.

[childofdarkness016]

They say that when you're about to die your life flashes before your eyes.
This did not happen to Steve Jobs.

Apple doesn't support Flash.

didn't someone sig that

or was that on another forum

[PurpleSir]

How come all of the Justice League got an iPhone except for the Flash?

Apple doesn't support Flash.

[TheScout]

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
one is fun to smash to bits with a hammer and the other is a baby.

[jarelash]

What does the farmer do on the side of the road?

Catches chickens, who try to cross the road.

[VincentTheGuy]

why are you being such a pedantic douche
that's the point of a joke

At the extent he was doing it, it was spammy stuff.

[Spoonz]

roses are yellow
violets are purple
the chicken crossed the road
bcuz forget you