You have one wish what is it?

[Nal]

To be homeschooled.

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

Be the richest cigarette in TF2

[Mr Man]

Infinite wishes

Infinite wishes
then i'd wish that the 2nd law of thermodynamics be changed so that the human race and any other races could live on forever
then i'd wish for fast deep space travel to become feasible
then i'd wish that I had a half decently large amount of money
then i'd wish that 6000x that be donated to every reputable charity

All of this as well
And that I was a girl

[Axo-Tak]

I wish that love reassignment surgery preserves fertility.

[blueblur121]

To be homeschooled.

Dude it's awesome. I can wake up at 10 and be done by 4.

I wish to have an infinite pool of whatever I want.

[Shell]

Not being an infinite wish smartstar fish, I would wish to be ridiculously persuasive.

I could make anyone do anything, just by telling them to. I could murder 500000000000000000000000 people and persuade everyone in the courtroom into thinking i'm innocent. I could rape 27 women and make them think i did it for charity. Obviously that's stupid, but I could persuade them into believing it. I could walk up onto the stage when the president is giving a speech and grab his balls with such vehemence that they pop. I could loveually harass badspot. I could move mountains. I could pee right next to the toilet. Infinite power. forget the police.

[blueblur121]

I could rape 27 women

That sounds a bit specific.

[Shell]

It needs to be 27. Otherwise what's the loving point?

[lolz??]

how about 28

[blueblur121]

how about 28

What? How would that even work?

[Ipquarx]

how about 28

Yeah dude, don't be ridiculous.

[Dexxtter]

oh oh oh id wish for space to be replaced with infinite sky and the planets still be floating around with clouds n junk spinning around them

[blueblur121]

oh oh oh id wish for space to be replaced with infinite sky and the planets still be floating around with clouds n junk spinning around them

[EazyE]

infinite knowledge

[ThinkInvisible]

okay, you serious guys? - what if they're GENIE WISHES?? yeh gots ta be specific.
i've thought about this a lot before, actually

i'd basically wish for a pocket universe that i can access at any time by creating a portal over any mostly flat surface large enough (ie large enough for what i want to move through it), which does not cost anything to make and has no delay in creation or between creations. there can only be one portal at any given time, and creating another will destroy the first. while within this area, i would have a perfectly intuitive way to change the laws and content of this separate universe - meaning there's no difference between breathing and changing things.

if the wish-granter gets bored and threatens to revoke the wish while i'm explaining this, i will simply wish to see an easy-to-understand, english, legibly written explanation of the afterlife and have the ability to rewrite it in any way i want