Just found out my cousins hate my guts

[XR-7]

If you want, we can trade guts. Hope your cousins can get along with you better with my guts.

Disembowelment is bannable.

[Ad Bot]

[Radioactive]

poop in their shoes

[Lego lad]

poop in their shoes

[Blockaium]

dont ask for help here, you know how the community is

[ghost_man]

Invite them over for Thanksgiving.

no.
invite them over
as thanksgiving dinner

[XR-7]

no.
invite them over
as thanksgiving dinner

Problem is, he did have them over for Thanksgiving lol. 

But yeah, if your oven is big enough and can do 750 degrees...

[HellHound]

Continue being friends with them, but whenever they meet your gaze, just stare intensely and breathe heavily.

[Lego lad]

Tell r/incest
Ignore them. People dislike people; it shouldn't matter to you.

nonono
he must exact vengeance

[Mura]

They sound like starfishs, forget them.

The only time you will probably ever see them in your adult life is when they ask you to come to one of their parents funerals in the future, and you can repay them by not going.

[XR-7]

They actually are not your cousins.  They are really Afghan terrorists trying to get through you and bomb the nearest large city.  The next time they want you to go into a city, don't obey.  They will secretly use you as a Self Delete bomber.