there once was a proud lord, named Tonyuss
who spent his days campaigning against the tyrannous rule of the Brohenius,
his rage a riot of vehement dispraise
he aired out his grievences 'till the end of 'is days
alas, poor tony was put under the knife
when the Brohenius clammered to end their strife
He-Who-Knows-All, Badspotus, decided it right
to end Tony's rage with his holy might