Author Topic: Have you ever said anything quotable?  (Read 7443 times)

POWERMINT
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TRUE POWER IS?
WELL YOUR IDEA IS stuff
POWERMINT WILL GIVE YOU ENERGY FOR DAYS, KICK NORMAL ENERGY DRINKS IN THEIR WINDPIPE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS
FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
WITH NEW FLAVORS LIKE SHOCKOMINT
LIKE REGULAR MINT BUT WITH THE POWER OF AN ELECTRICAL STORM
ENERGY FOR MEN
MENERGY
BABIES
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES
400 BABIES
FEED YOUR BABIES SHOCKOMINT SO THEY CAN BE GOOD AT SPORTS
THEY'LL RUN SO FAST THEY'LL BE MISTAKEN FOR KENYANS AND COMPETE AGAINST KENYANS AND BE SHIPPED BACK TO KENYA
POWERMINT, SO YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.

what about Doughgirl
or Doughwoman
or Doughman
They live in the basement
If they try to come out they are whipped

"Is Los Angeles a country?" -A first grader

well one time i got on the blockland forums tumblr

i strongly dislike the way i talked/acted a year ago even though it's not really that much different from the way i talk/act now


if you didn't tell me that was a year old I would think that was posted a week ago

"I do push ups with my tentacles" -Sentry

meh

that's not the best example of it really


"Sometimes you have to stop being a backseat driver and take the wheel." ~Muslim

Baseball is fun until someone throws a fast ball at your balls -Malleo100 in real life

"Vote AcornCake 2013. Yes we cannot."
-AcornCake

"E.T. phone home." -Nonnel


"i love making up quotes to create the facade that i'm actually funny and interesting"
-Anti-Block