"forget BUNS, AND forget YOUR McMUFFIN. TAKE A SCRAMBLED EGG, THREE SLICES OF BACON, ASSORTED CHEESES, TWO BREAKFAST SAUSAGES, MAPLE SYRUP UP THE ASS, AND TWO BIG-ASS WAFFLES. WHAT DO YOU GET? A BREAKFAST OF KINGS. A BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!"
A lot of our humour at college involves starting to yell and continuing to do so for an unnecessary amount of time. Context: Somebody tried to flex on me with his wimpy-ass egg McMuffin, to which I replied with this and proceeded to create this monstrosity right there in the dining hall.