that's not chicago moron.

that is.
To be honest, Chicago isn't that bad.
Of course it isn't that bad..

Here you see a local taxi cab. As you can see, Chicago has a great transport system.

Here's Chicago during one of it's summer moments.

Here you see a local man, happy and smoking his cigar.

and here you see some people resting in chicago on a comfortable floor
You see? Chicago isn't that bad!