If you had to shove the last thing you purchased up your ass, would it hurt?

[Maxwell.]

i think the actual last thing i purchased was a coke can
well
its helped me out in good times
I MUST REFUSE

rip it up and make sure the sharp bits go in first

[Ad Bot]

[Starzy]

last thing I purchased was greek states dlc. lol

[devildogelite]

The last big thing I bought was a Ruger 10/22, that would hurt pretty bad I imagine.

[Hugums]

A copy of Poker Night 2. So I'm going to say that I have to shove a poker chip up my ass. Oh hold on I have a set of poker chips upstairs, brb.

EDIT: Took a bit of work but I got it up thar. Didn't hurt at all really, ★★★★☆ would purchase as gift.

[Coulmbai]

A shirt
fuuuu

[John Constantina]

i bought Dishonored, not sure how it would work so...

[BDX]

Steam Games aren't tangible but...
Postal 2

[TheScout]

ice breakers sours forget forget forget

[Titanium Man]

a giant cucumber

[Kevso]

Yes very badly.

[Texan101]

A Mocha... and I already drank all of it, so it's heading there now anyways.

[jarelash]

A burger

[Isjix]

..bioshock infinite?

[Unwritten Calender]

razer kraken
giant squid in my ass, ow

[Zanaran2]

razer kraken
giant squid in my ass, ow

I would make a tentacle rape joke, but that's a bit too overdone.
JUST LIKE THIS CALAMARI I MADE IN THE OVEN!