If you had to shove the last thing you purchased up your ass, would it hurt?

[Momentum]

an african slave. oh baby.

[Ad Bot]

[Rockinboy2000]

A copy of Poker night 2, oh dear.

[Georges]

an african slave. oh baby.

what is with you and African slaves?

[Unvanquished]

A cat. Oh god.

[The Resonte!]

Candy Corn, maybe. . . . .

The reason I was getting candy corn is because me and some friends were screwing around late at this one party and we were trying to see if we could get candy corn to work as a drug, and we did.

i'm here for you

[xSetrox]

parakeet seeds
um

[Ipquarx]

After ~10 minutes, most likely.

[Daswiruch]

Pokemon X, so no.

[Oasis]

I purchased The Walking Dead on Steam, so I'd assume shoving my hard drive up my ass might hurt.

[Champion]

a bag of spicy fries
... no

[Manofthecentury]

w-what if the item in question is well...

...meant to go up your ass

[Alyx Vance]

w-what if the item in question is well...

...meant to go up your ass

Well it has to be SHOVED so its gonna hurt regardless I'd say

[Skull Candy]

How can I shove a steam copy of Borderlands 2: GOTY up my ass

[otto-san]

a meal

well i mean

[Daswiruch]

How can I shove a steam copy of Borderlands 2: GOTY up my ass

I'd assume shoving my hard drive up my ass might hurt.