I just figured out how to make a Milkshake really fast

[Mikoyan]

>drink water it's much better

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[Mr Man]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[Georges]

>drink water it's much better

whats water

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

and thus they proclaim, " 'tis far more acclaimed than yours!"
For sure of damnation! 'Tis far more acclaimed than yours
I may instruct you, but it shall cost you!

[Zanaran2]

make a fast milkshake
step1. fap into cup
step2. cum into cup
step3. enjoy delicious beverage

[Stocking]

masturbate

sounds like a great idea

[AdinX]

sounds like a great idea

99% of my ideas are great ideas
the other 1% is everything I happen to do/say

[devildogelite]

Unless you're a total loving pleb your house should have a milkshake machine.

[Zanaran2]

Unless you're a total loving pleb your house should have a milkshake machine.

guess you're a total loving pleb

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Unless you're a total loving pleb your house should have a milk
shake machine.

excuse me willy wonka but we all can't afford to have this magical, priceless equipment you inconsiderate fuch

[devildogelite]

excuse me willy wonka but we all can't afford to have this magical, priceless equipment you inconsiderate fuch

I grew up with a milkshake mixer, you're all such loving plebs.

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I grew up with a milkshake mixer, you're all such loving plebs.

You probably grew up with your personal richard tailor too huh you bourgeoisie fuch

[SquartleTurtle]

tbh before i clicked this thread i thought it would include jizz

[devildogelite]

You probably grew up with your personal richard tailor too huh you bourgeoisie fuch

I'm a simple working man, but I enjoy the finer things in life. I like a fine aged scotch and a perfect cigar pairing, and a great milkshake from my milkshake mixer. I'm a man on discerning tastes, unlike you loving plebs. By the way I do have a richard tailor, I hang to the left.

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I'm a simple working man, but I enjoy the finer things in life. I like a fine aged scotch and a perfect cigar pairing, and a great milkshake from my milkshake mixer. I'm a man on discerning tastes, unlike you loving plebs. By the way I do have a richard tailor, I hang to the left.

You've always had it all,  you and you're 47 playboy bunnies cryogenically frozen in your entrepreneur ed out nuclear bunker. you enjoy a fine Scotch from 1778, a bottle that the duke of york himself rubbed his royal scrotum all over like a gold leaf loofa which by the way you own TWO

loving bourgeoisie