~Elf on the shelf~

[xSetrox]

You better watch out, you better not pout!
Elf on the shelf is a doll for all ages! He sits on your shelf and watches you, and makes sure you aren't naughty! Use in all places; your bed, bathroom, living room, garage, and more! He will watch you all the time, and tell Santa what he saw so Santa knows if you were nice or naughty.
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Also teaches your child not to keep their eyes in the same place for a long time!

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[Mr Man]

[Zanaran2]

he watches you masturbate

[Otis Da HousKat]

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[SimpleFish]

So THIS is what an Elf On The Shelf is.

I'm scared now.

[Zanaran2]

So THIS is what an Elf On The Shelf is.

I'm scared now.

says the guy with the SCP avatar

[Alkatjo]

The villager has competition now.

[Redconer]

So there's where my worker elf have been
Don't worry, children, he is not violent

[Zanaran2]

So there's where my worker elf have been
Don't worry, children, he is not violent