I love sucking popsicles
suckers are better anyway. they can be eaten wherever and whenever and they're no mess
I know there is an innuendo here and in the following sentence but: I loving love feeling cold popsicle on the back of my tongue & throat. (Inb4"gay")
But they're so sticky and they're not cold and they're not full of great flavor :(
posicles are sticky too, and you can put suckers in the freezer, and they totally do taste great >:v
-yum-the master race