Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 52000 times)

327. Bring an entire professional orchestra and play the the soundtrack to The Hobbit.
That would be loving amazing why the hell would this get you kicked out

That would be loving amazing why the hell would this get you kicked out
because it's walmart
filled to the brim with rednecks, white trash, and soccermoms

because it's walmart
filled to the brim with rednecks, white trash, and soccermoms
Even white trash loves the hobbit.

331: Scream they're coming into the intercom.

332. Melt butter on the floor
333. Throw bags of ice at people

334. be Op
335. be LagoomSack
336. write monday on everything in the store
« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 12:55:37 AM by LagoomSack »

339. Actually make it to 1000 ways to get kicked out

340. Show any common sense. The white trash there would all spontaneously combust.

The Walmarts where I live are filled with multi-cultural trash because we dont believe in segregation

The Walmarts where I live are filled with multi-cultural trash because we dont believe in segregation
It depends on where the Walmart is. If it's in southern America, it's filled with white trash.
If it's in northern America, it's filled with hipsters.
If it's in Mexico, it's full of Mexicans, and not the good Mexican men responsible for the creation of churros.

It'll take atleast 68-70 pages to get to 1000, include comments like these that don't provide any help with getting to 1000.


342.Pick up someone, put it on your trolley (Shopping cart) And say to the Cashier: How much is this?

343. Give some kids full nelsons.

344. Yell that you have a Death Note, and your not afraid to eat it.