Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 53040 times)

358: Steal a lost child in the video game isle and hold them for ransom, demanding to get GTA 5 for free.

359. Drive go-carts around the store.
360. Get some bowling pins and a bowling ball and bowl.

361. Ride your bike through a window and out through another window.

362. Rape the cashier while the manager is tided to a chair forced to watch.

363. Talk about Target/KMart/Any other good superstore chain.

364. Go to sleep in a hammock in the outdoors area.

365. Fill 10 carts with tons of expensive stuff and attempt to check out with the only payment being a IOU.

366. Buy a stick of gum and attempt to pay with a $100 bill, demanding change.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 08:54:53 PM by Skig »

Buy a stick of gum and attempt to pay with a $100 bill, demanding change.

in pennies

366. Load a rifle and start shooting out the lights on the ceiling.

367. Sit down on the check-out convertor belt touching your snake while slowly getting an erection and say to the people in line "watch it grow so big and bold"



Guys, you do realized that Johnny broke the game
We're supposed to be on 366 right now

367. Be a smarty pants

368: Shake all the soda bottles/cans, open them, and watch them shoot soda like a volcano. And then don't clean it up or pay for it.  :cookieMonster: