10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

[Blockz]

470: Grab things off the shelves, and leave the store without paying for the item(s)

[Ad Bot]

[ßlöükfáce]

471. Play skrillex on the speakers

[Snaked_Snake]

472.Sing "Everybody is kung-fu fighting!" then start farting.

[Cakey]

472 (my locker number last year :I): put everything in the wrong isles

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473: put everything in the wrong isles

[ßlöükfáce]

474. Poot dispenser here

[Snaked_Snake]

475.Fly around with a jet pack shouting "I'M RAINBOW DASH!"

[Bester Bageler]

470: Grab things off the shelves, and leave the store without paying for the item(s)

You sort of leave here yourself. Doing this would get you dragged in actually to return the items, and get banned from the store.

477: sneak in early and lock the stores doors on black friday.
(cakey did 2 and messed up numbering)

[ßlöükfáce]

478. Ban hammered by the CEO (badspot)

[Dre5567]

479. Throw cat posters at the employees.
also, when we're done, i'll make this thread even harder

[Hansome duded]

480. Throw Dog Calenders at the employees.

[Blockz]

481: Throw toys at employees

[Admiral Obvious]

482: Graffiti red targets everywhere while wearing red and shouting, "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!"

[ßlöükfáce]

483. Throw condoms at the employees

[Who Cares99]

484: While handling a gun in the sports area, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.

[dr_pepper]

485. Sneak up to little children who are alone and whisper in their ear: "Want some kale? Its full of... good things for you. Anti-oxydents (wink wink)," and as they are running away shout "Bubbye! don't forget to moisten your balls!" Then go follow the kid after a min and tell their mom/dad "Hey I didn't say the kale had 1080 in it!"

Epic win