Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 51882 times)


935. Skipping numbers
11/10 so original

939. Streak in a kool kids klub hat

935. Skipping numbers
I didn't skip numbers, I put it back on track.
OT:
940: Playing dodgeball

941. Drive down the isles on a motorbike singing "I'm on a hi-i-i-i-i-i--ghway to hell!"

935. skipping numbers like a neckbeard

936: If there are, grab as many bouncy balls as you can, and slam them high into the air, hoping to land in a different isle.

937. Remove the seats on the bikes

938. Cuss on the PA in 20 different languages

someone should go through the thread and compile every single way to get kicked out.

939. Take off the bike wheels and roll them down the aisles
940. Light firecrackers all over the store
941. Ride the mechanical horse for 6 hours straight

942. Have a Mario Kart race with those motor scooters
943. Ask for directions to the nearest Target
944. Have an airsoft war
945. Start a real war

946. Drive a Smart car into the store through the cart thing
947. Park a Smart in a cart corral
948. Climb to the top of a shelf
949. Dump out the fish tanks
950. Use dog food bags to bury people
951. Dump dog food all over the store
952. Dump sugar all of the store
953. Dump baby powder all over the store
954. TP the store (this would be fun)
954. Open paper towel packages and drench them with buckets of water
955. Drench laptops with buckets of water
956. Draw on the flat screen TVs


957. Walk in guns blazing, throwing soda cans, (fake) money and throw smoke grenades while bringing a stereo blasting "Turn Down For What" and blasting 120 dB air horns.
958. Land a 777 on the building.

959: Land the building on a 777.

960. Eat the groceries and tell people who were going to buy them "You snooze you lose"

961. Tell the manager his mom is fat