10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

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978. steal one computer
979. steal two computers
980. steal three computers
981. steal four computers
982. steal five computers
983. steal six computers
984. steal seven computers
985. steal eight computers
986. steal nine computers.
987. steal ten computers...
988. steal eleven computers.....!
989. steal twelve computers...!
990. steal thirteen computers..!
991. steal fourteen computers..!!
992. steal fifteen computers..!!!
993. steal sixteen computers..!!!!
994. steal seventeen computers..?!!?
995. steal eighteen computers..?!!?!
996. steal NINETEEN computers..!!
997. steal TWENTY COMPUTERS..!!
998. STEAL TWENTY-ONE COMPUTERS..!!
999. STEAL TWENTY-TWO COMPUTEEEEERS!!
1000. CHAIN A TWENTY-TWO COMPUTER SWIPE COMBO

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OT: 978. steal 22 computers

[Alyx Vance]

979: pour soda on 22 computers that you stole and then return them.

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980. stuff on 22 computers you stole

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981. jump in the giant thing with all the balls in it and just sit there

[WaffleCake]

982. get everyone pregnant
even the men

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983. masturbate in the toys aisle

[Zanaran2]

984. Take bets on a giant scale battle of G.I. Joes vs. The X-Men you set up in the toy aisle. Remember to hide the cardboard boxes!

[QuadStorm]

985. Blockade the aisles and/or enterances/exits with anything you can get your hands on in the store. Then proceed to claim that you're taking everyone hostage (bonus points if you get that far).

[TristanLuigi]

986. Lurk this thread on one of the computers until server close to snipe #1000.

[Alyx Vance]

987: Pitch one of their tents in the camping section and hide in their sleeping bags, yelling at anyone who tries to get you out

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

988. lock the thread before we get to 1000

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989. play airsoft in the middle of the store

[Alyx Vance]

990: play airsoft with walmarts guns that you hadn't paid for yet.