Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 51946 times)

47. Rhyme with "wreck" over the loudspeaker.

48. mention burger king

49. Browse the dA thread on the BLF on a very large laptop so everyone can see

50.Eat KFC on the way in

51.

1. Bring in surround sound movie theater speakers and put them in every corner in the building, including bathrooms.
2. Bring in a HD movie projector with a pull down screen.
3. During the height of the lunch rush, put on the Anne screamer as a flashing negative gif with the most ear-destroying looping shriek possible.

I don't think they'll want to see you anymore.

52. buy a 1$ burger and pay with a 100$ bill

53. Smear nutella on the bathroom stall walls making look like someone wiped stuff everywhere

54. Call their nuggets McScrotums

55. yell...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUCK  MEEEE IN MAH ASSSSSSSS in the loud speaker.

56: Order your food based on the caloric count instead of the size. For example, order "700 calories" of French fries, rather than "a large" basket of fries.

57. buy a big mac meal with only pennies.

58. Buy out the entire restaurant with only pennies.

59. dress as bender then use their microphone and shout bite my shiny metal ass



62.-sorry for your weight
-it was not long at all

>:D