27. Look at Google Maps in mexico for a small fast food place called "Hola Hombre de Pollo," take a boat (no planes) to mexico, look for the fast food place, tell the manager you want to speak to the daily wanderer. he'll take you to an airport. board the plane that he tells you to board. (it should take you to one of the states)
after landing, look for a man with a shirt referencing a meme and a fedora. tell him that the time was unnecessary. he'll take you to a walmart store and give you a pin. look for a red tile and stab it with the pin. it'll open. tell them you quit the job and you're going to sue the store. you'll get kicked out, alright. oh, you'll get kicked out.