i fell on the ice

[Zanaran2]

i almost chopped the end of my finger off in a metal door.

forget

I cut my finger with a knife by trying to open a carton when I was 6-7

FUUUUCK

Luckily you didn't land on a tuna jar.

OH MY GOD CRINGING SO HARD

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[Theepicman]

Luckily you didn't land on a tuna jar.

[Nikolan]

i hit my forehead on the mailbox this morning from slipping on ice

[Daffytitanic]

I cutted myself by glass when I was like 9-10

[Alyx Vance]

I've been cut by a can, glass, iPod screen, and almost lost my finger to a steel fan.

[ßlöükfáce]

I cut my finger with a knife by trying to open a carton when I was 6-7

Yeah when I got my knife I cut my finger when I was screwing with it and I panicked
lol

[Dexxtter]

i went out in some shorts and a t shirt in 10 degree weather to get some water

what do you mean " to get water "

[Flatflyer]

what do you mean " to get water "

Looks like the water got him.

[nienhaus1]

A few days ago I twisted my ankle and nearly broke it and was in the hospital for a day. And when I was I think 11 I got my fingers caught in a trunk door and couldn't move them for a few days.

[Renderman]

put salt and pepper on the cut

nononn thats the OLD way
due to how technolgy has advanced, they want you to use hot sauce

[NalNalas]

i wasnt cold at all really

[The Resonte!]

Looks like the water got him.

aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Unvanquished]

Straight in from WebMD.

Have you tried putting ice on those cuts?

[Clone v.117]

What were you doing in shorts and a shirt? Jesus.
Anything under 25C is full body winter clothes.

[Georges]

i almost chopped the end of my finger off in a metal door.

My dad did chop the very tip of his thumb off while chopping lettuce.