No no no no.. This is nothing compared to what I've learned.
Wunna see it? Ok, try saying this really fast:
"What to do, to die to day, at a minute of two for to, A terribly difficult thing to say, and a hard thing to do, A dragon will come and beat on his drum. A-ratta-tat-tat-tat, at a minute of two to die to day."
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