When there's heat around me my snake starts to itch.

[ResonKinetic]

I'm serious.

Protip: No one here is or ever will be.

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[Cupcakehat]

does your richard get hard when you fart? if that happens, you're just going through canadian puberty

[Max4344]

Why not ask the medical experts at Web MD?

[Tyler66]

I'm serious.

are you not taking the almighty god seriously!?
you sinner!!

[ebube4356]

are you not taking the almighty god seriously!?
you sinner!!

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[ResonKinetic]

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Seriously, after the stuff you pulled, you should've seen this coming.

[Kingdaro]

Why not ask the medical experts at Web MD?

Oh stuff, I just coughed. I have cancer.

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I did answer your question on the last page though.

[Skull Candy]

I'm serious.

You must be lost, then.

[ebube4356]

Seriously, after the stuff you pulled, you should've seen this coming.

I know.

[awesomebread]

just keep sandpaper in your pants

[ebube4356]

I did answer your question on the last page though.

oh thanks

[ResonKinetic]

oh thanks

And make sure you clean yourself thoroughly, down there.

If it still happens, it just means that warmth turns you on.